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Old Jul 16, 2018, 12:27 PM
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Hi ******, been a while.

Also, WTF- it's like the Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull if it had skin and hair.....

Weekend was good, just tired now. Slept way too much, didn't drink enough, it was our anniversary, 12 years of fun with wapce.
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Old Jul 16, 2018, 01:03 PM
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You have an odd definition of fun.
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Old Jul 16, 2018, 03:15 PM
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In other news, my super annoying socially stunted coworker is on a roll today. I started recording the number of times he gets up and tries to start random conversations. 24 on Wednesday, only 10 yesterday that I counted.

At least it's Friday and I get a reprieve in 5 hours. Not that I'm counting the minutes or anything.
FFS he's annoying today.

- He called in to a meeting where 0 people called in. Obviously the meeting got cancelled, right? So he calls the meeting organizer and tells him/her he needs to start the meeting.
- He's called a guy, and proceeded to loudly ask questions the guy had no idea the answer to for at least half an hour.
- He brought in two bananas today instead of one. He doesn't close his mouth when he eats.

In good news, I'm 5/12 of the way to moving to a different group.
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Old Jul 16, 2018, 04:44 PM
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I had to double check Cali's picture there... thankfully that's not actually me.

Also WTF Conehead girl
I saw that on FB at some point, and was like huh kind of sort of could fuzzy it to look like WSB, I'm saving this. I do it a lot. Not pics that look like you, specifically, but people I know.

5/12 as in 5 of the 12 days, or as in you have pissed off 5 of your 12 bosses and only 7 more before they get together and send you to a different office?

I had stomach issues all weekend starting Friday night, then felt 100% better this morning. It's horse ****. I want my damn weekend back. I tried to at least make it kind of productive by chatting with some chubby 25 year old on an app all weekend, and I thought things were going well but then today she stopped responding. Now my ear is all blocked up for no reason and I went by my favorite AYCE place for lunch and they only do it for dinner now. White people problems!
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Old Jul 17, 2018, 07:41 AM
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5 months out of 12. Generally expected to stay in a position for a year before moving internally.
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Old Jul 17, 2018, 09:30 AM
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I try to move internally from the start.
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Some tiny Asian mathematician messaged me on the dating app. I have no idea what to say to someone who's whole profile is talking about math. Any of you have a good equation based pickup line?
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Old Jul 17, 2018, 06:48 PM
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Some tiny Asian mathematician messaged me on the dating app. I have no idea what to say to someone who's whole profile is talking about math. Any of you have a good equation based pickup line?
"I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! "
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 07:59 AM
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... what he said.
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 08:48 AM
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I made some lame joke about how one of her pictures has a quarter horse in it, and she posed there because math. I doubt she will message me back.

I need to start socializing with people that aren't married again. I like D&D and all, but getting laid is better.
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You could have tried "Hey baby, what's your sine??"
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 12:01 PM
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That's really taking things on a tangent
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 12:13 PM
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Sorry, didn't mean to be obtuse, but she might be acute girl ....
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 12:14 PM
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You're all being very obtuse about this.

edit- Damn. Notmike got the obtuse joke in before me.
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Yeah, I know ....


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