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Old Jul 18, 2018, 01:01 PM
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Sorry, didn't mean to be obtuse, but she might be acute girl ....
You may be right, but I'm not sure that's the best angle to take.
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 01:48 PM
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You may be right, but I'm not sure that's the best angle to take.
So Pathagorus ... what is your theorem on the right angle to take?
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 04:35 PM
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She hasn't responded, but on another note: If you have lunch with a friend and she starts crying because she hates her husband and says all the reasons why you are better than her husband, that means she wants to smash, right? I didn't try because I'm thinking about angling to get with her step daughter (it's a super long reach, but a man has to have a dream), but I think that's what it means.
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Old Jul 18, 2018, 05:04 PM
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Or she sees you as her gay best friend.
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Maybe. Years ago she was complaining that her vibrator broke but she couldn't spare the money to get one since it was Christmas so I bought her one.
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 05:38 AM
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Fly by poast...
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 07:19 AM
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I've been sick and tired of being sick and tired. I hate my job, I hate my office. All that aside, the cloud has been pretty quiet lately.

Yesterday, I just got so sick of this place I couldn't do it. I told my boss "I just can't today, I'm not here" and I left. Took the rest of the day as a mental health day, went home and mowed the grass. it took a really long time, I didn't get OCD and make it perfect, but it was close enough for me to be ok. Wapce has a seminar or conference or something today in Winston, so the kids went to the inlaws house for the night. We went to Freddy's Steakburgers and had custard, it was great. Today I drove the Wut to work, and I was slowed by 2 trucks blocking both lanes on the highway. I went full douchetard and blasted through and ended up going about 115 before letting off. It was very irresponsible and stupid, and I got away with it. I got to work and was happier than I had been in a long time.

I don't want to be here any more than I have to, this is my 3 day weekend coming up with tomorrow off if I choose to do so, but I want moar munney, so I'll be here on OT tomorrow.
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 08:41 AM
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 08:52 AM
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I'm here for longer than five minutes this time, guise! HAAAAIIIIII
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 10:31 AM
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My ear feels all plugged up. I hope it is wax and not a bug.
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 03:05 PM
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So that girl that was crying about her husband, today she was talking about how she has a cyst near her hoohaw but she is too squeamish to lance it herself. At some point I had told her how I've done stiff like that to myself, like when I cut the scar tissue out of my knuckle, so she thought maybe I'd help. Yeah, no that's your husband's job.
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 05:22 PM
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So yeah, she thinks you're her gay best friend that she can show the roast beef to without risk that you'll want a taste.
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Old Jul 19, 2018, 05:27 PM
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I don't know how to feel about that. On the one hand, I don't want her roast beef. On the other, kind of annoying she thinks she can impose on me. Doesn't she know how lazy I am?
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Old Jul 20, 2018, 08:31 AM
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She hasn't responded, but on another note: If you have lunch with a friend and she starts crying because she hates her husband and says all the reasons why you are better than her husband, that means she wants to smash, right? I didn't try because I'm thinking about angling to get with her step daughter (it's a super long reach, but a man has to have a dream), but I think that's what it means.
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Old Jul 20, 2018, 03:15 PM
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Marketing lady (she's a sweetheart) comes into my office and asks how to calculate a number for something, and the lady I share an office with (the pants pooping lady) goes, oh that's easy, you blah blah blah. So I say, no, this is how you do it. She says, all ****ing sassy attitude, I think I know how to do it. Bear in mind I'm her boss.

I was / / that close to saying, you have a central valley high school education, you don't know math.

It would have ended badly.
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