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Old Mar 9, 2019, 06:16 AM
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Next time ask her if she needs help checking for lumps ...
as a concerned coworker, of course

#womenshealth
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Old Mar 10, 2019, 08:45 PM
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Hey, is Rexhunta still around?
i saw this and it made me think of him.

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Old Mar 11, 2019, 06:55 AM
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Given the upcoming holiday, I'd thought I'd leave this here ...

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Old Mar 11, 2019, 08:01 AM
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Hey, is Rexhunta still around?
i saw this and it made me think of him.

You're still a mod
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Old Mar 11, 2019, 10:06 AM
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You're still a mod
I know. Guess they’ll never learn.
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Old Mar 12, 2019, 04:08 PM
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People say that when you get old you poop less and I know I'm only 40 so just old, not OLD, but so far it's totally wrong.

Unrelated but I realized while on the can this morning that girls on dating apps who say I'm stupid because I made a really bad joke I end up sleeping with, and girls who say I'm funny end up stopping talking to me after a few messages. I think I might be setting the bar too high on some of my opening lines, then they lose interest when I can't keep that level of funny up. If I lead off with a groaner, then there is nowhere to go but up.
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Old Mar 12, 2019, 04:13 PM
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Or they just want a **** so what you say is irrelevant. I think further testing is required.
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Old Mar 13, 2019, 08:11 AM
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The fact that anyone wants anything to do with you should be taken as a positive and not overthought. I wouldn't change your approach
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Old Mar 13, 2019, 12:47 PM
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Yeah, seriously. I kinda feel like the Dave Chappelle skit: I lose interest in girls when I find out that they are interested in a guy like me



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Old Mar 13, 2019, 03:07 PM
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Or they just want a **** so what you say is irrelevant. I think further testing is required.
Or they just don't want to **** a clown.
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Old Mar 13, 2019, 03:50 PM
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Yeah, seriously. I kinda feel like the Dave Chappelle skit: I lose interest in girls when I find out that they are interested in a guy like me



Which is a ripoff of Groucho Marx's quip about not wanting to be a part of any club that would accept him as a member... probably applicable in your case
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Old Mar 14, 2019, 05:48 PM
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So I am working late and thought to myself I should check out EVOM, its been a few years since I stopped by. So here I am, I came first to this thread and found many people I remember.
Hope all is well with you all. I no longer post about dubachary, I have kids now and career.

Okay back to work.
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Old Mar 14, 2019, 06:22 PM
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Heya Danno.

I'm sure Groucho got it from someone else, too. Speaking of *****, the ***** lady at work sent me a link to a scenic train package with 2 nights in a hotel and round trip on a train through scenes. I told her that it looked like it would be cool, but there are very few people I thought I'd be able to handle 14 hours stuck on a train with. She responded that I'm the only one she can think of that she would do the trip with.



Yeah, now I have to stop having lunch with her and stuff. By stuff I don't mean "stuff," we don't do "stuff," I mean stuff like lunch and helping her pick out christmas presents and stuff.
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Old Mar 14, 2019, 06:40 PM
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Don't lie. We all know this is gonna lead to PIITB.
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Old Mar 15, 2019, 06:38 AM
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Ive been trying for years and cant get past a knuckle before getting slapped.
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