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Old Mar 15, 2019, 07:33 AM
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To be fair to her, you have freaky long fingers so she's already got 9 inches up her butt before you reach a knuckle.
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Old Mar 15, 2019, 09:55 AM
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Touche.
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Old Mar 15, 2019, 10:24 AM
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Old Mar 15, 2019, 10:29 AM
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Danno and TBR ....

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Old Mar 15, 2019, 10:31 AM
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No dipping my wick in the company ink. It's $25k minimum even if you didn't do anything, as that's what it costs to get nuisance suits thrown out here.


*from seeing it happen, not from personal experience
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Old Mar 15, 2019, 04:20 PM
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How big of a loser is this woman that she thinks of a romantic getaway weekend and YOU are the only one she can think of?
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Old Mar 15, 2019, 04:55 PM
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Well, yeah, but mostly because it is like 14 hours on a train together and her husband and friends are all annoying. I'm annoying too, but she seems to agree with me that it's the charming kind of annoying.
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Old Mar 17, 2019, 10:39 PM
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Ding, brisket is done.
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Old Mar 18, 2019, 08:26 AM
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Wait she's married too?

JFC you are an epicenter of bad things
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Old Mar 18, 2019, 09:16 AM
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I do nothing, that I know of, to encourage her.

I test drove a few SUVs over the weekend, because my brother wants a new one.

GLC AMG 63: Fun, but the artificial engine braking and barking is excessive, felt most like a car, the tranny is ALWAYS in the wrong gear.
Chayene: Most luxurious with the air suspension, felt biggest, I liked the 6 a lot better than the 8 because the 8 was always in the wrong gear. 6 sport mode was almost always in the right gear.
Macan: I don't get the hype at all. It was the worst one of all.
**** ********: Same as the last one, competent but boring. Didn't drive the ST but I've heard it is worse than the normal one.
Trackhawk: The biggest surprise, I didn't hate it. Needs the $5k upgraded interior, feels most like a truck, but dat motor. Throttle is too touchy but also too light, so it is hard to modulate precisely - needs one of those Pedal Commanders that Amby loves but in reverse. If it was occasional use (towing, hunting, whatnot) I'd get this one. Problem is they only order them completely loaded with screens and the back and crap that puts the MSRP into the ridiculous, but they also offered 15k off without us even asking.
Audis: My brother drove those, he wasn't particularly impressed, but I was SUVed out by that point.

Daily: Cayenne V6 with the air suspension.
Occasional: Trackhawk, if I could get it down to like 65 - a stripped one with just the interior, if there were any, might get there since they give such big discounts.
What I'd actually get: GLC AMG 63, because it feels like a car and when you put it in manual mode and act like a jackass it is the most fun.
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Old Mar 18, 2019, 09:35 AM
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What about Jeep SRT8?
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Old Mar 18, 2019, 10:27 AM
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It's just a Trailhawk with a smaller motor, isn't it? He wants a pumped up SUV so we only drove the big motors, other than the Cayenne.
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I really liked the Range Rover Sport.
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Old Mar 19, 2019, 02:59 AM
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Full Disclosure: I had a bad experience with an Evoque with the Ford Ecoboost motor. Two Discovery Sports later: Zero Issues (other than a cracked glass roof, which was rectified)
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Old Mar 19, 2019, 05:07 PM
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The guy trying to hook me up with the 23 year old has a Range Rover Sport with the big motor. At least I think it's the sport, I can't tell them apart for sure. I like it a lot, but I've also seen the previous RRs he's had and every one of them went through either multiple motors (4 in his first, but all under warranty before he sold it) or blew the fancy air ride suspensions. My brother's got an order in for the 2020 GLC 63 AMG, which won't be out until the end of the year but will have a bigger nav screen or some crap like that. I'd get the 19 for a good price myself, because they are already making deals since Mercedes was dumb and announced the 2020 changes too early.

Oh yeah, place had 2 GT3 Tourings and a GT2 RS, plus some older choice items like 2 GT3 4.0s. Touring is niiiiice, but not 100k markup nice. GT2 RS is nicer, but not 250k markup nicer. I keep getting tempted to sell everything and get a few year old Turbo but then I remember that they aren't ***-happy anymore. Still fantastic cars, but without the old soul.
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