I'm Officially Whoring Myself Out!
 

Let's see if this works lol

I'm officially whoring myself out...
IT'S ALL IN THE NAME OF GOOD HUMOR AND SCIENCE!

I mean it, I'm litterally whoring myself out to see if i'm right about something (can't really tell what i'm trying to figure out to n e one just yet so...)

n e one in the nyc, nj, and possibly philly area interested in taking the OZ-E challenge, let me know... doesn't have to be an evom member, hell it could be a friend of an evom member.

please... only gals that are 19+ (i'm no r-kelly lol)

info on meh:
- 21
- drives OZ 2k3
- got pix all over the place, but if need be i'll get ya some more
- Cuban / Dominican (and no... not the stereotypical one either lol)
- not a rat bastard
- everyone so far tells me i'm an all around nice buy, but i do have my dark side...(do me wrong and i'll make sure you know how much i don't like that)

n e thing else? let me know haha! LET'S DO THIS!

19 here!!! WOot wOoT!!


i wuv you oz-E!

ROOOOOOOCK! so come to jersey lol

if i weren't married i'd tap it lmao

I know someone who lives next to you in jersey. Her name is Rossy Palm and she has five sisters. Maybe you should give her a hand. hahahahahhhahahaha I dont get it.

Re: I'm Officially Whoring Myself Out!
 

Oh So I Guess You Wouldn't Hit Any Of These Girls Then....Too Bad, More For Me

lol..this is tooooo dam funny

they're not underaged lol so i'd tap that... and that... and that... oh and that one too.. .AND DEFFINATELY DAT ONE! lol

ok ok... 18+, c'mon guys... let's make this happen!

by 18+ i mean, 18 and/or older
but IT STOPS AT 30! LOL

Those chicks are all butter faces. :lol:

i think they have gorgeous faces :rolleyes:

Re: Re: I'm Officially Whoring Myself Out!
 

sweet jebus! where is that pic from? (I am so living in the wrong area - strippers here don't look like that - not that I'd know that though)

you must spend too much time with Mr. Hefner to think those ladies are buttafaced.... ;)

They look like Plastic and have DUDE faces!

That's fine with me, but I get the one that is second on the left BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. Sorry, but don't want any sloppy seconds if you know what I mean.