75 year old man in a wheel chair or a 82 year old man w/ a walker?
Given the same distance from their hospital bed to the toilet and presuming they've both had they're apple sauce.


I know...I have issue's....lol

C'mon its hump day....humour me

 

The guy in the wheelchair, easily.

-nurb2-

 

Does the wheelchair have any mods? Or is it stock???

 

LMAO, that just made my day!!!!

 

LOL...
No, actually the wheelchair has a bunk wheel bearing so it keeps vearing to the left....lol

 

In the time it would take the 75 year old to get out of bed into the chair, get the chair turned around, and start rolling, the 82 year old could have gotten out of bed, and shuffled into the bathroom.

Modded wheelchair or not, I think the 82YO has it.

 

I dunno....those speed walkers (the ones w/ little rollers on the front wheels) can be pretty damn quick...BUT, the guy in the wheel chair IS younger....

 

The guy that's 82 probably wears depends and thus is 'finished' before the other guy leaves the starting line.

 

Wheelchair would win in teh downhill, no problem.

Walker would win uphill, no problem.

Flat, straight quarter mile would depend on who had the biggest shot of geritol plus that morning.

 

That's super funny

 

nah man....if he was wearing diapers then he wouldn't bother getting up for the toilie...hehe

Hell, i'd just sit my *** in bed and ring the bell for a sponge bath by one of the candy strippers....um, i mean nurse's.....heehee

 

I believe it depends on how technical the course to the bathroom is. Certainly, the 'chair has got some speed on the walker, but in the twisties that walker would definately give the chair a "run" for it's money.

...anyone got a mop?

 

Now thats mean.....after the poor guy in the walker just got his hip replaced.....you dirty bastard....lol

 

This thread is definitely helping with hump day... and I'm not talking about the shoulders of the guy with the walker... buh dum {cymbal crash}

 

even if the walker has tennis ***** over the rubber feet and the floor is hard tile, I still have to go with youth and wheels.

P.S. why isn't this a poll?