LOL. You sir have severe emotional problems.

 

Put some catnip on the guys car that parked next to your...he'll camp out there from now on ... catnip is crack for cats!

 

Get a scat mat it like an electrified mat that when the cat gets on it will shock em but not kill it. By the way there are laws preventing you from killing it just check any of your animal control laws locally. Most animal controls will give you a trap for free to cath them. Give them a call.

http://www.awesometools.com/scatmat-scat-mat.asp

 

put some mouse traps all over your car, get cat repellant in the seasonal section at lowes they prolly sell it a home depot.

 

Mouse traps could also ruin your pant job not to mention possibly denting it. Cat repellent also will take your paint off also I would advise to not use either one.

 

cat repellant around car, mouse traps around the car on the ground???

 

Yea that's what i have, i have a sniper rifle and i can hit anything that goes near my car whenever i want.. but that's at home, apparently they don't allow replicated guns in college dorms. heh

 

Well I would just put my car cover on nightly, but if you don't own one, go with some of the less evil suggestions posted. And if you do go with a lethal solution, use a .22LR sub-sonic or .22 short like someone said. I would personally use my airsoft gun, but that's only a temp solution unless it's smart. Mace sounds like a good idea.

 

I'd back him up on the airsoft thing. It dosen't really hurt the paint on your car but it stings like hell, might be just enough to make the cat understand that the car is not the best place. But even better than that is putting repellant on. I heard that Cats absolutely hate Moth *****. They should be pretty cheap, you may want to try it.

 

Hook a battery up to your hood at night. When the cat gets on it, it'll shock the crap out of him. After a time or 2 he'll stay away.

 

Have you ever thought of a water gun, super soaker etc....????

It may take some diligence on your part to "train" this cat to stay away from your car. It would be simple classical conditioning like Pavlov and his dog. Every time the cat gets on your car (after you have prepped your car for the cats claws) you shoot the cat w/ your water cannon. After a while the stupid ***** will associate your car with getting hosed by your h2o bazooka and leave it alone.

Plus, just think of how much MORE fun this could be because you will get to shoot the f*cking feline more than once and with no fear of legal worries.

 

I didn't read all of the posts but aside from shooting the cat, how about a car cover Although I like the catnip on your neighbors car idea best.