Why you should not let your wife borrow your car
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From: Lakenheath UK, but my heart is in PR
Well, at least she didnt try to cover it up with nail polish. Some time ago I heard some ladies talk about fixing scratches with sharpies and nail polish...WTF
you need to grab her by the back of the head and rub her face along the bumper like a bad puppy! then tell her BAD, BAD GIRL. then smack her in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and spritz her with a spray bottle.
she'll never do it again, i promise!
she'll never do it again, i promise!
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From: MD
WOW!! That sucks!!! My wife and I drive my car, and one day she took it to one side of the neighborhood to visit a friend. I have a splitter on the car (Ok, HAD). She went up her friends driveway "a bit hot", and ripped the whole front end off. It was hanging and dragging on the road when she was driving home. I was on the porch, and heard it before I saw it. (it sounded like someone was pulling a plastic sled behind their car in the summer.) She tossed me the keys and said, "you might want to get that fixed before I go over to my friends again" No problemo.
No problemo.
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From: Northern New York
**** for a month is better
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From: Halli Wood
HAHAHAHAHHAA
most women (like 98%) doent care about the vehicles they drive, if it runs its ok, If they crash at something and fuc^* the whole front end , they only see a few scratches, hehehe
thats why no women touch my car... at least for now...
most women (like 98%) doent care about the vehicles they drive, if it runs its ok, If they crash at something and fuc^* the whole front end , they only see a few scratches, hehehe
thats why no women touch my car... at least for now...
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From: Washington State
Not really the same but I bought us a Sportback, my wife drives it mostly. We put on a new lowered front bumper, three days after it has been on, she cracked it after I told her to be careful and avoid steep slopes.
