your getting what you want here, flamed.

 

ill show u how to do it

first look into my exhaust pipe and see the lil contraption i put in my exhaust? now watch.. (POW. Right in the Kisser)

now wipe all that burnt skin off ur face u silly goose.

 

get a lot of parts and no tuning...or get some to tune ur car realllly rich and slow

 

Get a flame thrower kit and youll be shoottin 20 ft FLAMES all day as advertised HAHAHA

 

how old are you?

 

PM Warrtalon he is the expert on how to get flames

 

You mean he's the expert on flaming

 

Your flaming

 

you are all flamers...

 

excellent question! Go ask mistu to make this a standard feature on the Evo. I mean...if the rally cars do it....then our cars must do it or else its false advertising. Tell Mitsu if they dont make your car do it....youre going to get a lawyer. That should git-r-done.

 

YOu have to be a flamer to shoot flames. if you know what I mean?? Thats why I don't shoot flames because I don't want to be a flamer.

 

I'm currently configuring my exhaust to drop banana peels while I'm driving.

 

Step 1: Go to nearest Taco Bell and order 5 Double Deckers

Step 2: Consume all 5 Double Deckers

Step 3: Wait 45 minutes to 1 hour

Step 4: Lie on back with knees touching shoulders

Step 5: Place lit lighter (preferably Zippo) dangerously close to posterior

Step 6: Break wind

Kid tested and mother approved fun for all ages!!!

 

I wish we could nominate funniest threads of the week.

 

man, these are too funny. especially the "ask Warrtalon" suggestion.