silly police
silly police
So
I was turning on to a main road which the speed limit is 55 mph, naturally i go most of the way thru 2nd gear and then let off. Then i see the cop lights in the rear view, i look down to see how fast i was going 57 WTF
Anyways
Here is how the conversation went
Cop- Any reason why you put the ham down getting on to this road
Me- (thinking that this is a great time to use this line) Im sorry sir, i uh didnt know i couldnt do that. (Well that apparently doesnt work as good as Dave Chappelle says it does)
Cop- Are you getting mouthy with me, What about this loud aftermarket exhaust you have
Me-(i have buschur with hi-flow cat and magnaflow muffler) I dont think its very loud sir and its 50 state legal
Cop- And this aftermarket spoiler is obstructing your rearview
Me- LOL its stock sir
Cop-(walks around my car) I see you have no front license plate either. You are really racking up the tickets here, Loud Exhaust, Obstruction of rear view, No front license plate, and EXCESSIVE ACCELERATION
Me- Excessive Acceleration?
Cop- Yea why do u think i pulled you over Mario Andretti
Me- LOLOL
And then my alarm went off and i had to get up for work
funny dream i thought
I was turning on to a main road which the speed limit is 55 mph, naturally i go most of the way thru 2nd gear and then let off. Then i see the cop lights in the rear view, i look down to see how fast i was going 57 WTF
Anyways
Here is how the conversation went
Cop- Any reason why you put the ham down getting on to this road
Me- (thinking that this is a great time to use this line) Im sorry sir, i uh didnt know i couldnt do that. (Well that apparently doesnt work as good as Dave Chappelle says it does)
Cop- Are you getting mouthy with me, What about this loud aftermarket exhaust you have
Me-(i have buschur with hi-flow cat and magnaflow muffler) I dont think its very loud sir and its 50 state legal
Cop- And this aftermarket spoiler is obstructing your rearview
Me- LOL its stock sir
Cop-(walks around my car) I see you have no front license plate either. You are really racking up the tickets here, Loud Exhaust, Obstruction of rear view, No front license plate, and EXCESSIVE ACCELERATION
Me- Excessive Acceleration?
Cop- Yea why do u think i pulled you over Mario Andretti
Me- LOLOL
And then my alarm went off and i had to get up for work
funny dream i thought
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One time there was this cop going about 45 on a 55 zone for god knows what reason, after I flied by him at 55, he turned on his siren for a second, then realized how slow he was going and shut it off. Some cops are just dumb@$$e$.
Last edited by chronozon; Aug 7, 2005 at 08:41 PM.
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Chip: Dave, I'm gunna race him
Dave: Idk, some time ya gotta race ( edit ) idk meng *something to this effect *
that light turned green and chip took off, weaving and **** so no one could pass him, the other guy didn't even know he was racing. well the cops had seen us....
Dave: Idk, some time ya gotta race ( edit ) idk meng *something to this effect *
that light turned green and chip took off, weaving and **** so no one could pass him, the other guy didn't even know he was racing. well the cops had seen us....
