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Hye I was think of getting this w/my exhaust

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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 10:14 AM
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In announcer voice:

You need the new Ghetto fabulous Anti-Lag system. Increases performance by creating a vacuum when you let off the gas to keep the turbo spooled up!

Listen to these customer testimonials:

That thing sucked so hard I could hear my exhaust valves floating.... when I wasn't even on the gas!

It caved in my oil pan it was drawing sooo much vacuum!

Mine flew out on the highway and killed a squirrel!


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Order yours today and we'll include some free LED valvestem caps and our exhaust flamethrower. Imagine, WHIRLING FLAMING DEATH coming out of your back bumper and lights on your wheels! Order Today! Made in the USA. Soon to be shamelessly copied by companies in china.

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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 11:32 AM
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hahahaha
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by hotrod2448
In announcer voice:

You need the new Ghetto fabulous Anti-Lag system. Increases performance by creating a vacuum when you let off the gas to keep the turbo spooled up!

Listen to these customer testimonials:

That thing sucked so hard I could hear my exhaust valves floating.... when I wasn't even on the gas!

It caved in my oil pan it was drawing sooo much vacuum!

Mine flew out on the highway and killed a squirrel!


Back to announcer voice:

Order yours today and we'll include some free LED valvestem caps and our exhaust flamethrower. Imagine, WHIRLING FLAMING DEATH coming out of your back bumper and lights on your wheels! Order Today! Made in the USA. Soon to be shamelessly copied by companies in china.


Nothing is more amusing to me than a cleverly thought out flame. Nice work
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 11:57 AM
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This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen or read here.....very nice LOL.
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:19 PM
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i'm gonna order one of those when i save up for the tornado intake funnel...
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:21 PM
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shoot yourself...and make sure the bullet penetrates the brain
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by i11matticc
shoot yourself...and make sure the bullet penetrates the brain

AHAHAHAHA

Kinda mean, but damn funny.
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by i11matticc
shoot yourself...and make sure the bullet penetrates the brain
or you could just let your car idle in a closed garage and go out in glorious spinning style!
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:50 PM
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I thought you guys would get a lick out of this
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:39 PM
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Thank you so much for posting this amzing piece of crap that I look forward to seeing on hoopties in my area soon.
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:43 PM
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i am gonna get one and put it on my Vespa
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:45 PM
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that would propley sound real weird
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:46 PM
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do they make one to fit an 6" exhaust tip?
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:49 PM
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Put that on the Evo and break someones winshield
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:53 PM
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Rofl
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