I posted this as a response to someone's thread about a dealer's 20K markup:

Twenty thousand more?
Greedy dealers are insane
My cash stays hidden

Here's two more:

Waiting for Evos
We see their arrival now
Who will pay extra?

Sell your current car
Are you prepared for rebirth?
Wake up, drive Evo

I'd like to see what others can write about Evos.

 

Pleasing power stock
Mods will unleash potential
Begin with bolt-ons

 

Where the hells my evo
Going insane waiting
I hate Hikus
cuz nothing rhymes

 

Uh, do you know how to construct Haiku?
5-7-5 in syllables (it's probably Haiku For Dummies, I'm no expert)
They're not supposed to rhyme.
It's just a challenge to use words efficiently and to get a point across.

Debating dynos
Numbers interpretated
Which results are good?


Understeer is bad
Fix it with throttle liftoff
Suspension tweaks too

 

four g sixty three
real evolution begins
when the stock parts go

 

Umm..yup sure do..it was one of those things called a "joke"

 

THAT RULED