Evo Hater...
Originally Posted by sonicnofadz
Any man who vandalizes another man's ride is a coward of the worst form.
Launch an Artillery Attack on his car. You become a Commander in Battlefield 2 and then click on the artillery button. There is a mod on the net that makes it possible to use it in real life.
1) go to hunting/camping store, purchase deer "scent" aka deer urine
2) go to pharmacy, get 3 syringes(1 cc, regular needle, not short, you may have to buy box)
3) go to garage, get screwdriver
3) go to his house, nail his wife
4) "clean up" with his toothbrush
5) go outside to his car, fill previous mentioned syringes with deer "scent", insert syringe
into vehicle through weatherproofing, spray on drivers seat.
6) (this is where you show your anger) take screwdriver and punch holes in every panel
of car.
VOILA!!! youre even
2) go to pharmacy, get 3 syringes(1 cc, regular needle, not short, you may have to buy box)
3) go to garage, get screwdriver
3) go to his house, nail his wife
4) "clean up" with his toothbrush
5) go outside to his car, fill previous mentioned syringes with deer "scent", insert syringe
into vehicle through weatherproofing, spray on drivers seat.
6) (this is where you show your anger) take screwdriver and punch holes in every panel
of car.
VOILA!!! youre even
Anybody see Family Guy last night, specifically the Brian/Stewie scenes? That's what you should do to him... In the end, make him so scared that he craps his pants every time he sees you...
Originally Posted by newuser03
Well if you truly know it was him, stroll down to his house at night with a shallow bucket, and a 18mm socket. sense its a prelude you can access the oil pan plug without jacking up the car. Step 1: place shallow pan under oil pan,
Step 2: remove oil pan drain plug
Step 3: let all the oil drain and put the plug back in
Step 4: Dump the oil in his girlfriends flower garden
Step 5: Laugh at him as your driving to work, you will most likely pass his car
smoking on the side of the road a few miles up the road.
ENJOY ! !
Step 2: remove oil pan drain plug
Step 3: let all the oil drain and put the plug back in
Step 4: Dump the oil in his girlfriends flower garden
Step 5: Laugh at him as your driving to work, you will most likely pass his car
smoking on the side of the road a few miles up the road.
ENJOY ! !
Ok try this, i hear if y ou put bologna on his paint it will put a permanent ring in it, and you won't be able to buff it out, also put it on his his windshield right in his view as if he were driving his car, it will also leave a permanent ring on his windshield w/out being able to get taken off, put vaseline under his windshield wipers and door handles and then put a tablespoon of sugar in his gas tank.
there problem solved, but make sure you move after you do that, unless you have a garage to keep it in, oh yeah and also wear some gloves so they can't get finger prints, just incase.
My cousin got busted in arizona, for some stuff, adn they actually dusted the whole car and got his prints off of it.
But i would do what i stated above, yet another part of me tells my self not to stoop to his childish level, its up to you
there problem solved, but make sure you move after you do that, unless you have a garage to keep it in, oh yeah and also wear some gloves so they can't get finger prints, just incase.
My cousin got busted in arizona, for some stuff, adn they actually dusted the whole car and got his prints off of it.
But i would do what i stated above, yet another part of me tells my self not to stoop to his childish level, its up to you
Originally Posted by sonicnofadz
Any man who vandalizes another man's ride is a coward of the worst form.
Amen. I got a nasty key across both passenger doors not too long ago. What is this world coming to?
Last edited by BigNutzMcGee; Jan 31, 2006 at 07:41 AM.
I know it would be hard but: Rise above it. You are a better person if you do.
Also get some matching touch up paint and lightly fill in the scratch. But it nice, and then put some clear coat on it.
Or get the CF trunk and hood. Go cheap or all out nuts.
Then keep a nice 16" chainsaw in your trunk. Show him your nice CF trunk and let him know that you are not mad at "the person" who did this to your car. Just tell him that you are ready to deal with it in another way. Open your trunk and show him the inside of your trunk and see his eyes pop out when he sees the chainsaw in the trunk.
I did this in a different way and it scared the hell out of the person who saw the chainsaw in the trunk. It was his friend and he had a little talk with him. I think I said somethng like "I can't stand vandals, that is why I keep a chainsaw in my trunk. Ha ha ha." (He smiled before I opened the trunk)
The trunk opened and he did not have a smile on his face after that. He was like holy excrement Batman!
Also get some matching touch up paint and lightly fill in the scratch. But it nice, and then put some clear coat on it.
Or get the CF trunk and hood. Go cheap or all out nuts.
Then keep a nice 16" chainsaw in your trunk. Show him your nice CF trunk and let him know that you are not mad at "the person" who did this to your car. Just tell him that you are ready to deal with it in another way. Open your trunk and show him the inside of your trunk and see his eyes pop out when he sees the chainsaw in the trunk.
I did this in a different way and it scared the hell out of the person who saw the chainsaw in the trunk. It was his friend and he had a little talk with him. I think I said somethng like "I can't stand vandals, that is why I keep a chainsaw in my trunk. Ha ha ha." (He smiled before I opened the trunk)
The trunk opened and he did not have a smile on his face after that. He was like holy excrement Batman!
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Sorry to see that man. I had the same thing happen to me in august. About the same size scratch going across the passenger quarter panel. It's not worth getting back at him. Thats childish and most likely he will go after your car even worse after it. Try touching it up our even get a cf trunk. Good luck with everything


