Maybe take an old sock with a little amount of simichrome and buff your knob.

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Don't use a sock, I did once when I was 12. Chafed like a mother....

 

last resort you could talk to a doc about getting a knob transplant...

if some dude's wife can cut his off and they can put it back on... imagine what they could do with a new one!

 

I would get some mothers metal polish. It is like 15 bucks but its great stuff. I used it on my old aluminum knob. Its a little messy and u have to do it at least once a month. Good luck.

 

lol why do I find this post funny

 

you could just leave the sock on your knob at all times.

 

This is going to get way out of hand, lol.

 

we can't help that we all like our knobs polished lol

 

I guess STEVEO (jACKASS???) you haven't gotten your knob polished in a while!!!!

 

thanks for all the help guys, im go get some mothers polish and polish my knob. ill let you know if the mothers was good. =P

 

lol...yea get some mothers to polish your knob

 

Female saliva does the trick as well. It cures any knob problems.

 

yeah, definitely let me know if your mother's knob polishing feels good to you after it's done- it's all about feel as far as knobs go..hopefully your mother's job can get your knob to look and feel like it once did! if you like your mother's knob job, make sure to send me some too!

 

maybe........allergic to gold?