should have tapped that!

 

Ok here is your mission, failure is not acceptable!!!! Go to the drive thru window and take pic of hot "mexican" girl with cell. She asks why your taking a pic, reply so when I am not here at lunch I can still see you ( yes sounds cheesy but **** works) More than likely if she has any interest she will give you a # to go with the picture. Post said pic on her for our judgement/enjoyment/ or whatever else others will do I don't want to know. Correct her lack of car knowledge while your tapping it!!! Go to it soldier

 

Ya i'm sure he was envisioning settling down and having a family...NOT.

You guys think to much...err maybe it's not thinking... either way..

girl says nice car, my dad had a 95 evo..

you say "oh gee really, that's cool...would you want to go for a ride sometime? Let me get your number"


Not "You dumb *****, don't you know that based on Mitsu's statistics, that evo would have to be imported that year, Or it must have been a lancer, in which case you deeply offended my homosexual nature, wtf are you thinking you stupid *****"

Then you worry about grammar! FTL!
Homos, all of you