YOU GUYS WON"T BELIEVE THIS !!!!! A BIRD POOPED ON MY RIDE WHEN I WOKE UP AND THE RAIN LOOSENED THE !@#$ UP AN LOOKS NASTY I"LL POST SOME PICS THIS EVENING I DIDN"T WASH IT TOTALLY OFF YET ! (sorry for yelling but i'm frustrated and i can't believe this !@#$ !)

 

the birds are plotting their revenge

 

Look around the exhaust outlet... I wanna know if there are bird parts that made it all the way THROUGH!!

 

Man, try having an STi, everytime I see a bird I have to slow down 10 miles per hour and get my hands on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position to get ready. Those damn hoodscoops suck everything right in lol. I got lucky once, I was driving on a back country road and the damn thing came out of nowhere, I saw the bastard in slow motion to and he was starting to get sucked in by the hoodscoop, luckily he just hit his head on the side of the hoodscoop and he was a goner .

 

I had a wrx wgn w/ a larger cf scoop and never had problems like this !

 

Check this out:





http://www.iwsti.com/forums/showthre...highlight=Bird

You must have been one of the lucky ones.

 

Perhaps this is appropriate to the topic at hand:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...?autoplay=true

enjoy - hope it hasnt been posted here before.

 

in my driving lifetime i have taken out about 10 birds,once while driving to bakersfield i took two out at the same time in a dually p/up

 

damn, the chances of a bird hitting a car are pretty slim as it is, and you accomplished this twice....priceless

 

ive had two birds and a rabbit commit suicide by car on me.