move here to texas, the 2nd amendment capitol
there's a lot of people here dying to have a legal excuse to pull the trigger and i think that makes it a little safer here

 

You should totally keep it in your butt.

But in all seriousness, Why not keep it in the tissue compartment of the arm rest?

 

+1 in your anus.

If someone wants your wheels they'll get them no matter what you do. I learned that lesson long ago when I had my WRX with a new set of Rotas and no locks parked next to a Civic Si with OEM wheels and locks parked right in front of our apartment, and yep one morning his car was on cinder blocks. Dude was so mad that they took his wheels over mine.

 

What?! LOL

And yes, Texas is a natural selection state. Here they have no helmet laws and a right a blow a hole in carjackers YAY!
Evolution at it's best <---- See what i did there

 

under the dash "up high" in a little black box.

 

Like a thief is really going to spend time looking for your lug key. Wheel locks are worthless and can be taken off just as easy as normal lug nuts

 

mine's in the trunk... they're just rotas!! If they get stolen, insurance will hear about how my OEM BBS got jacked :P

 

Glove box, they're just rota's. The real question is where to keep your car pistol?

 

Im in Florida , so of they want my wheels that bad ill have a good excuse to use the "hold your ground" law! That's life threatening!

 

Well People keep them in their cars like in the trunk by the spare tire. Or glove box. But me I have it on my key chain.

 

Area 51

 

what about putting the lock inside this tray. It removes in second and no one will know its there.

 

Go take a look inside our trunk, there is plenty of knooks and crannies in there with the covered compartments.

 

Great location!

 

I'm an idiot so I don't put them in my car. They're in my drawer in my room.

But if I did keep them in my car, I'd probably stick it where the spare is.