Stacy the Stormtrooper.

 

mine has been named steve, unfortunately lol, i had put my plates as illstevo, to be read illestevo, instead everyone was reading ill-stevo, from stevo it turned into just steve after a while, and although i have changed the plates it still has the name steve.

 

Evie

 

I'm really glad nobody in this thread posted my car's name yet!

Eva


Eva the Evo lol

 

interesting that there are no KITT names...hmmm

 

Damn you beat me to it. Mine's named Eva too lol

 

Ahri

Stupid pact we made one day when we were drunk. Name all of our cars after LoL champions

 

Musashi

“When you decide to attack, keep calm and dash in quickly, forestalling the enemy...attack with a feeling of constantly crushing the enemy, from first to last.”
― Miyamoto Musashi, A Book of Five Rings: The Classic Guide to Strategy

 

Gold Digger...cause she takes all my money!

 

I call my Evo "My B*tch"

As in:

Me- Man, the other day I had to buy my b*tch a present for her birthday.

My friend- O! What? You got a girl?

Me- No, bro, it's the Evo. I bought a BOV for her.

My friend- haha that's gay.

Me- Why is that gay? So what if I think of the Evo as a female? She takes all my money.

My friend- No, not that. You bought a BOV...hahaha.....and also, you know what, the other thing is gay also, but in a weird way.

Me- GTFO, we are not friends anymore.

My ex-friend- LOL Why?

Me w/o friends- Make fun of me buying stupid sh*t for her, but nobody, and I mean, noF*CKINbody makes fun of **while pounding my chest with my fist** MY B*TCH!!

End of story.

 

"evo"

 

Eva.... very original it seems.
Navigator was calling out turns and my gf said "Thank you Eva" so yeah that's it lolz

 

I call her "MaggieQ."

Because she's a hot Asian.

 

Mr Rattles

 

I call her Nam Yau. It means Second wife in Hmong. When my first wife and I fight, I go to her. One hour later we're having a threesume.