I obviously love mine, I found out on last Wednesday from TRE that my Transfer case was completely gone, no rebuild possibility so I begin my search for a new one well 12 hours later I have found a slightly used one in PA for 650.00 with a 100 day warranty, SWEET I make the plans to leave on Friday to go get it. I'm in NC by the way, I find out one of the guys who works for me lives in PA and that the town it's in is like 2 hours away from where him and his wife stays. Well we head out Friday around 2 pm and about half way through the trip his wife calls and he starts getting all high strung, apparently for some odd reason she doesn't want him to come home this weekend because she's hanging out with some old high school buddies including her ex and she doesn't want him to beat him up. Well he says we're coming anyways. She calls again 20 mins later and says that she has something to tell him, turns out we are being put in a hotel because her ex is staying with her and her roommate at her apartment because he has nowhere else to go. OK now I'm really confused at this point, I mean this is his wife. Well we're an hour away and he calls and she starts avoiding his calls and it turns out the ex knows nothing about her being married. hmmmmm fishy. Now this guy is breaking all kinds of traffic laws in an effort to get there and I'm fearing for my life cause I mean hell we're in a Ranger.

Well we get there and it's on they start having they're lil drama moment at some hotel/bar and well I get to drinking. Turns out she won't let him talk to this so called ex and neither will she tell the ex that she's taken. I get put in the hotel while this guy runs off trying to find out where this ex is at. He comes back and tells me we'll leave at 8am to go pick up the transfer. Well we leave but in the wife's car with the wife and it's a great trip honestly the hills in the state college, pa area are awesome. wish I had the evo there. Well we get to philly and I get my transfer case with about 10 mins till they close. Close call I know. Now I'm happy in the back sit tinkering and inspecting my new self destruction device. We get lost and it takes about 7 hours to get back. We get there and it get's loud fast. The wife tells me to let her know if anybody knocks on the door, I say ok and continue to fiddle with the t/c. Not even 5 minutes later somebody knocks on the door and the wife of this guy runs out of the shower answers the door and her mom is furious, well long story short turns out the ex is not an ex he is her b/f of 4 years who graduates from college that sunday and that the mom think the guy I'm with is some scumbag who picked her up at a club and convinced her to cheat on her b/f. The lady grabs me and tells me to get out I snap back and grab my shoes to the dismay of Uncle Elroy and Billy Bob and then leave the apartment under my own will trying to keep the situation peaceful. I then confront this guy in the hall about everything included their supposed marriage, turns out they are only legally married and the families know nothing. GREAT I wanted to go to Autozone and wound up at Jerry Springer. Well their neighbors from across the hall come out cause of all the yelling and ask what's going on, I give them the down and dirty and they invite me to their room to chill till all is well, I go with them, he goes looking for his supposed wife who got dragged off by her redneck mother to god knows where. Once again I hit the bottle.
Turns out these two neighbors are lesbians, great.....
Nothing comes of it, f*ing **** teasers.

Well Sunday rolls around I wake up at 6am expecting to leave and well we don't leave till 1 pm and I have to drive cause this fool is exhausted from staying up crying and finding out the whole f*d up truth. The girl is a **** but guess what he loves her and wants her back no matter what. What the hell ever I have my transfer case so I'm good.

Well I get back late to work, so I call in and begin to wrench on my baby. 7 hours later due to the rear motor mount not wanting to cooperate and the spindle castle nut cotter pin cutting my middle finger to the bone*no exaggeration* My car is running and I am *****ing about it on here. God I love my car

 

hahaha what a nice jerry springer episode, i wonder what you were thinkin the whole time that was happening. Glad' your car is good now.

 

that has got to be the wildest story i have ever heard in search of getting a part for a car. i figured you were just going to say you love your car cause its fast and hot. thats a hell of a story man but hey at least your sh*ts straight now right?

to answre your question thought: i love my car so much my room is on the opposite side of my garage and i click the lock button before i go to sleep just so i know shes safe aqnd happy. now that sick

 

um....wow....I cant imagine how out of place you must have felt.

 

Every time i go out to eat with my g/f i make sure i'm sitting where i can see my car. She gets pissed when i'm constantly looking over her or around to her to see "my baby"

 

Wow!!

 

Hahahah that is great. Worth the TC

 

That's me. If I could I would own 2.

 

What a story, I could not even think up something like that!

 

Damn thats some twisted hillbilly sh*t right there!

 

HAHA I do that too

 

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Hell of a story! I would of gone to the bottle as well buddy.

 

Damm, if only you hase a video camera. You could have posted the whole thing here, I would have loved to see it!

 

Haha. I always do the same. My girlfriend calls herself "number 2" because of the Evo.

 

I daydream about my car at work. . .