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Old Dec 27, 2005 | 04:05 PM
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Hey Evo ladies, are you naughty or nice?

Now understand this question correctly, this is about your Evo, so are you naughty or nice in your Evo. Some clarification:

Naughty: You can't wait to hit that magic 3500 rpms, you think about it every second. Once you hit the spool, you can't stop. You don't let your evo warm up, just slam every gear hard and fast until you hit fith gear and can't ever get enough of spooling it. You go faster and faster and faster (up to posted limit of course) screaming through every gear. Seat never gets back in the upright position from all the gs. Have to give your evo a bath almost each and every time you get on it (turbo) so you don't put it away dirty at night. You eat ricers for breakfast. If your evo was an animal, it would be tiger.

Nice: Let your evo warm up every time. Only get to spooling maybe once a week. You think about 3500 rpms only when you picture drving up a country road smelling the beautiful daisies. Your evo feels so clean and fresh you rarely have to wash because you treat it so well. Seat always in the upright position because you want your evo to be cool calm and collective. Ricers are just plain silly to your evo. If your evo was an animal, it would be a cute bunny rabbit.

So Evo ladies, how are you in your evo?

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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 07:25 AM
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i think you went from one extreme to the other. i dont think you'll find one girl here who does either to the word.

true, you will RARELY find my car dirty. even last night installing the clutch and flywheel, i used paint cleaner on the fenders to clean off the greasy fingerprints, even though the car will be on jack stands until april.

but a "tiger" at 3500 rpms?

my turbo wont start to spool till then

i had a black cat who brought baby bunnies, dead, as a gift to me. that was my favorite cat.

see you at the shootout.

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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 07:45 AM
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i think you went from one extreme to the other. i dont think you'll find one girl here who does either to the word.

true, you will RARELY find my car dirty. even last night installing the clutch and flywheel, i used paint cleaner on the fenders to clean off the greasy fingerprints, even though the car will be on jack stands until april.

but a "tiger" at 3500 rpms?

my turbo wont start to spool till then

i had a black cat who brought baby bunnies, dead, as a gift to me. that was my favorite cat.

see you at the shootout.

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You are no lady, you're a real girl!
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 07:50 AM
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...you're a real girl!
haha if i tell lies will my ***** grow?
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 07:52 AM
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**** nice, im naughty!!!! lol
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 07:53 AM
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Oh btw, im a boy, i just wanted to post.........
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 07:54 AM
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They might grow, but theres always an alternative, like implants........
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by MuslimEvoFreak
They might grow, but theres always an alternative, like implants........

SOME things are better off stock all oem here. no graphics either

shawna
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 08:11 AM
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haha if i tell lies will my ***** grow?
If thats the case my girlfriend would have Ginormous knockers.
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 08:11 AM
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Yea, ur right, we don't need a Pamela Anderson on this board..........
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 08:18 AM
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Yea, ur right, we don't need a Pamela Anderson on this board..........
screw that! pam's hot! you'd pay to see her ***** bouncin around in harnesses at an autocross.
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 08:21 AM
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Its not that. LOL We don't need ANOTHER Pam Anderson on this board because 2 big *** ******* are enough............WHEW!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 08:37 AM
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screw that! pam's hot! you'd pay to see her ***** bouncin around in harnesses at an autocross.
no way, those babies would be strapped down TIGHT with the sparco 4 points
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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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but a "tiger" at 3500 rpms?

Let me clarify the 3500 statement more specifically:

When you hit 3500rpms, it is merely the beginning of ecstasy. This is when your oil gets hotter, your crank gets lubed, and the pistons really start pounding. You grip the wheel tighter and tighter as you approach the magic O (as in, ooohhh got to shift) at 7200rpm. Once you hit it, you can't wait to slam the next gear and hang on spooling and spooling till the next. You can feel every vibration through your Recarros. You feel as though your turbo will explode as you boost more and more and more. With each O, your syncros get more sensitive and you can only anticipate shoving the stick into the next cog. You get to thrash through 4 or 5 more as the friction gets hotter and hotter (on your Advans). Then, you relax in the moment, spooling down your Evo, letting her cool down. When you get home, you always make sure you bath her so she does not go up dirty for the night. You can do nothing but dream of taking her out for the next ride.

I do apologize for making the statement so vague.

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Old Dec 28, 2005 | 11:35 AM
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i think i have to go make love to my car now, thank you!
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