Q: Why was the sti afraid of the evo?

A: Cause the evo ATE sti's

Ahahahaha, get it.... ate (eight). I do believe I am clever.

 

LOL funny in a weird way. clever indeed

 

I dont get it. There are evo 9s you know.

 

uhmmm good enough,,,,,LOL

 

Been used before refering to V-8s. EVO8V8. How about STI is acronym for Slower Than I. Should be STE, Slower Than Evo.

 

Hehehehe.... We should make this a evo joke thread. Post any jokes about evos and such. It's kinda hard to think of a joke with an Evo 9. You can't really make fun of the number 9. Keep em rollin'

 

HAvent you heard I8UR V8 on a license plate i have, very common.
Thats what i am getting on my plate

 

haha? aneeeeeeways... yeah we should have people post some funny jokes if the have any regarding evos and what not.

 

not really a joke, but kinda funny none the less. while i was stationed in southern GA, i was pulled over and given a warning about a sticker on my back glass. the cop told me that if saw me driving with it still on he would issue a $50 fine. the sticker said "Had a V8 today", he said that it instigated and promoted street racing.

 

Wow, that's old. It's been on T-shirts for a while...

 

https://secure.buschurracing.com/cat...9f332560537e8d

 

that's how I thought of my sn only I don't discriminate, anyone can get it.

 

Here is an Evo 9 joke for you: Why was the Evo 9 affraid of the Evo 7, because the Evo 7..8..the 9! Ha Ha, Ha, Ha, HA, HA, HA..........Ha.....Ha, Ha, Ha......ha, ha.........ha..................................... ....... o... I guess it's not that funny.

 

haha im wearing a shirt that says my evo 8 your sti!

 

What did the Evo say to the Cobra.....nothing because cars cant talk.

Wanna hear a dirty joke.....The Evo went Rally racing.

I know they are dumb but i'm sitting at home bored and honestly reading every thread I missed being out of the shop today. I had a wisdom tooth pulled....In all honesty I asked my dentist for a 50 shot and his response was " oh trust me you wont feel anything we have some good novacaine. I was like I was talking about the nitrous...he said "Oh do you want some of that instead?" I was like no but thats what I was talking about. When you do nitrous on a car it is setup in different shots like 35, 50, 75, etc.... He started laughin and said " I forgot you work with cars I just know dentist lingo..sorry I wasnt thinking". Kind of a dumb story.