I will pay someone a lot of money to explain what that means to me.

 

^serious?

Fool and his money were in contact with eachother.

I guess from the story he bought really expensive lug nuts. Now his money has left him and they have been "parted" or just gone away from eachother?

I hope you were kidding?

 

It's a line Homer said on The Simpsons. I couldn't resist.