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From: الرصاص والمدافع والخنازير يا بلدي!
No No No... Its a lock we are having the meet on Sunday at 11:00 a.m. trust me I would not show up it is going to be on saturday. We hooked it, don't be distraught we would not have a botch that big on my watch. Sunday is going to be money.
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that Siiilly.... still can make it though.. im butt cised to go but i have to work 10-7 sunday. sooo hurting i have to have a job. why cant we all just drive evos and not have to work hard to pay for them. Better post pics. Group evo shots are moooney.
Hear you go Offical Junkies Lingo
BDK (n.)
1. See "Hurting"
Botch (v.)
To make a mistake; this is also used to reference a verbal error or factual confusion, in which case the inaccuracy may be documented in a “Botch Book.”, a known annoyance to listeners.
Brother (n.)
A Black man. When expressed as "the brothers," it refers to Black people collectively. For example, in November of 2006, E.B. expressed his belief that "the brothers don't roller skate."
Buffet (n.)
Cunnilingus.
Butt (adj./adv.)
Very, extremely; usually used as a prefix.
Cun t (n.)
Used as a derogatory term for a woman. Usually preceded by "dumb."
Champ Bailey (n./v.)
Bailey's initials (C.B.) are a common abbreviation for **** block, which is the act of preventing a man from having sex with a woman. The term also refers to someone who engages in **** blocking.
Chinese Chicken (n.)
A person of east Asian ethnicity, taken from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week." By itself, the term is not derogatory, but it is often employed when one of the Junkies is expressing displeasure with a particular individual. Example: Cakes used the term when complaining about a poker opponent who obnoxiously told Cakes to "ship your chips!" after beating him in a hand.
Cised (v.)
To be excited; (occasionally) sexually aroused. If used in a phrase such as "cised for [something]," it can simply mean that the speaker likes the thing in question. The word is pronounced with a soft "s" (as in 'side' or 'psychology') and rhymes with "iced", rather than with "excised" or "prized." This term is commonly preceded by the word “butt-” which may amplify the phrase to mean extremely excited.
Coke Can (n.)
Lurch's *****, or any ***** with a high girth-to-length ratio.
Combo (n.)
A description of a shrunken male organ, caused by either anxiety or below average temperature. Term derived from the resemblance of the male organ to the popular snack food.
Creep (v.)
Cheating on one's partner.
Crush (v.)
To have sex (usually vaginal intercourse) with. Generally used in the phrase "crush it," with it referring to a woman.
Dagger (a.)
This junkism alludes to being unexpectedly hurt or wronged and is used to describe an unfavorable circumstance or situation, such as a sports injury or being laid off a job. It can also mean a characteristic that renders something immediately undesirable. For example, finding out that the attractive single woman that you are hitting on has children or herpes would be a dagger. This is derivation from the Washington Wizards play-by-play man Steve Buckhantz, a guest of the show and the voice in the sound clip.
Deuce (n.)
Also known as a Duce Staley, after the football player, this is a term for bowel movements, derived from that function's common identification as "number two.". If it is a particularly large bowel movement, it may be known as a Deuce McAllister. Phrase sometimes preceded by "droppin' a"
Dole (v.)
To give or distribute something, such as prizes; usually free.
Donkey (n.)
Alluding to the animal, this Junkism is used to refer to someone as an ***, or who has made a fool out of him or herself. See “Donkey Of The Week.” Often, however, it refers affectionately to Junkies listeners or the Junkies themselves.
Duck (n./v.)
The act of avoiding taking semen into the mouth at the conclusion of fellatio. When the Junkies wish to ask a caller about her preferences in fellatio, they ask her what her favorite bird is: the duck, the swallow, or the spotted owl. See the definitions for 'swallow' and 'spotted owl' below. The term also serves as a nickname for Cakes, who dressed up as Donald Duck for Halloween in 2006.
Fatty (n.)
This Junkism refers to someone who is successful or in a favorable or winning situation. Fatty also refers to a morbidly obese person, drawing ire and disdain from the observer.
Grasping (v.)
Believing or arguing that something that is impossible/improbable is possible/probable, usually out of loyalty to one's team. For example, E.B. was grasping when he said that the 3-7 Skinny Skin Skins still had a chance of making the playoffs. Probably derived from the expression "grasping at straws."
Grill (v.)
To publicly criticize or ridicule.
Hook (v.)
Alluding to the phrase “hook up,” this usually refers to receiving something for free, such as a prize; however, this can also imply a sexual favor. The phrase "hook it" refers to masturbation.
Hurting (n./adj.)
Pronounced “hair-ting,” with strong emphasis on the first syllable, or "her-ting", similarly to the standard pronunciation. In both pronunciations, the t-sound is placed in the second syllable rather than in the first. This refers to a man or woman who is unattractive, or a thing that is low-quality. This can also be used as an adjective.
Jeff Smoker (n.)
Used to describe fellatio by using the pro football player's name instead of a more vulgar term. "Smoking" is an element of several slang expressions for fellatio. During "***** or Bore" the Junkies will usually ask the caller when was the last time she "hung out with Jeff Smoker."
Jersey (n.)
The Junks frequently use the term 'Jersey' in order to determine the length of someone's *****. By asking, "what jersey do you wear?", the person replies with a player who is known to wear a specifically numbered jersey, which then translates into inches.
Jone (n.)
A “cut-down” or insult. This can also be used as a verb.
Lock (n.)
A sure thing or guaranteed winner.
Lou Holtz (n.)
A Junkism for *****, after the former football coach of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks.
Money (a.)
Usually pronounced normally, but sometimes pronounced “mawh-ney,” this describes something awe-inspiring, of high quality, or merely good. When something is extremely good, it may be termed Money Metal. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a 'money metal house.' At the time, Cakes intended money to modify "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now money metal is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.
Murder (v.)
Term frequently used by the Junkies to refer to the act of having vaginal intercourse. "BDK, I bet you were murdering Ashley last night!"
Nubbins (n./adj.)
Derived from a gambling and poker term, meaning to have little or no money. As used by the Junkies, it describes something that is undesirable or of low quality because of its small stature. For example, Cakes had to park his rented pickup truck on the street because it was too large for his nubbins garage. A small mobile phone would not be considered a nubbins phone, however, because smallness is a desirable trait in mobile phones.
Nugget (n.)
a short fact or piece of information. Another variation is "nug-let".
Number (n.)
The number of partners a women has had. See “***** or Bore.” As with the "sportcenter" generation, the alternate Spanish interpretation of "nombre" is also socially acceptable.
Poo-Poo (adj.)
Low-quality.
Rhea Perlman (n.)
Another name for diarrhea.
Ricky (n.)
Usually pronounced "Riiiickay". Alluding to former Miami Dolphins football player Ricky Williams, this Junkism refers to any person who makes poor decisions, such as Williams who has been repeatedly suspended and fined for violating the NFL’s substance-abuse policy.
Salty (v.)
To feel embarrassed or upset as a result of being wronged by another.
Seeing flops (v.)
Playing online Texas Hold 'em, a favorite pastime of the Junkies (except for Cakes, who prefers blackjack).
Silly (n.)
An attractive woman, or a superior or superlative example of something. Lurch's car is a silly; his wife's is not. This can also be used as an adjective.
Sister (n.)
A Black woman. In plural form, Black women generally. Cakes once remarked that he's "not cised for the sisters," whereas Lurch has a mild case of Jungle Fever.
Sleep (on) (v.)
To forget, ignore, or underestimate something.
Spotted Owl (n.)
The act of ejaculating onto the fellatrix's body at the conclusion of fellatio. When the Junkies wish to ask a caller about her preferences in fellatio, they ask her what her favorite bird is: the duck, the swallow, or the spotted owl. See the definitions for 'swallow' and 'duck'.
Struggling (adj.)
Unattractive. Pronounced as "stir-RUG-gull-ling" in a drawn out manner, as if each syllable is a word by itself. The pronunciation is derived from the way that a drunken Joe Namath pronounced the word in a December 2003 interview with Suzy Kolber from ESPN.
Surhoff (n.)
A Junkism that means fellatio. A reference to former Oriole BJ Surhoff.
Swallow (n./v.)
The act of swallowing semen at the conclusion of fellatio. When the Junkies wish to ask a caller about her preferences in fellatio, they ask her what her favorite bird is: the duck, the swallow, or the spotted owl. See the definitions for 'duck' and 'spotted owl'.
Tax (v.)
To have sex with, usually vaginal intercourse. See 'crush'.
Tig ol' Bitties (n., plural)
Big ol' *******
Trifling (a.)
Used to describe something as a lowly, sad or disappointing.
Wave (n.)
A sudden urgent need to defecate.
Whitey (n.)
A white person. When used as a plural, it refers to white people collectively.
BDK (n.)
1. See "Hurting"
Botch (v.)
To make a mistake; this is also used to reference a verbal error or factual confusion, in which case the inaccuracy may be documented in a “Botch Book.”, a known annoyance to listeners.
Brother (n.)
A Black man. When expressed as "the brothers," it refers to Black people collectively. For example, in November of 2006, E.B. expressed his belief that "the brothers don't roller skate."
Buffet (n.)
Cunnilingus.
Butt (adj./adv.)
Very, extremely; usually used as a prefix.
Cun t (n.)
Used as a derogatory term for a woman. Usually preceded by "dumb."
Champ Bailey (n./v.)
Bailey's initials (C.B.) are a common abbreviation for **** block, which is the act of preventing a man from having sex with a woman. The term also refers to someone who engages in **** blocking.
Chinese Chicken (n.)
A person of east Asian ethnicity, taken from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week." By itself, the term is not derogatory, but it is often employed when one of the Junkies is expressing displeasure with a particular individual. Example: Cakes used the term when complaining about a poker opponent who obnoxiously told Cakes to "ship your chips!" after beating him in a hand.
Cised (v.)
To be excited; (occasionally) sexually aroused. If used in a phrase such as "cised for [something]," it can simply mean that the speaker likes the thing in question. The word is pronounced with a soft "s" (as in 'side' or 'psychology') and rhymes with "iced", rather than with "excised" or "prized." This term is commonly preceded by the word “butt-” which may amplify the phrase to mean extremely excited.
Coke Can (n.)
Lurch's *****, or any ***** with a high girth-to-length ratio.
Combo (n.)
A description of a shrunken male organ, caused by either anxiety or below average temperature. Term derived from the resemblance of the male organ to the popular snack food.
Creep (v.)
Cheating on one's partner.
Crush (v.)
To have sex (usually vaginal intercourse) with. Generally used in the phrase "crush it," with it referring to a woman.
Dagger (a.)
This junkism alludes to being unexpectedly hurt or wronged and is used to describe an unfavorable circumstance or situation, such as a sports injury or being laid off a job. It can also mean a characteristic that renders something immediately undesirable. For example, finding out that the attractive single woman that you are hitting on has children or herpes would be a dagger. This is derivation from the Washington Wizards play-by-play man Steve Buckhantz, a guest of the show and the voice in the sound clip.
Deuce (n.)
Also known as a Duce Staley, after the football player, this is a term for bowel movements, derived from that function's common identification as "number two.". If it is a particularly large bowel movement, it may be known as a Deuce McAllister. Phrase sometimes preceded by "droppin' a"
Dole (v.)
To give or distribute something, such as prizes; usually free.
Donkey (n.)
Alluding to the animal, this Junkism is used to refer to someone as an ***, or who has made a fool out of him or herself. See “Donkey Of The Week.” Often, however, it refers affectionately to Junkies listeners or the Junkies themselves.
Duck (n./v.)
The act of avoiding taking semen into the mouth at the conclusion of fellatio. When the Junkies wish to ask a caller about her preferences in fellatio, they ask her what her favorite bird is: the duck, the swallow, or the spotted owl. See the definitions for 'swallow' and 'spotted owl' below. The term also serves as a nickname for Cakes, who dressed up as Donald Duck for Halloween in 2006.
Fatty (n.)
This Junkism refers to someone who is successful or in a favorable or winning situation. Fatty also refers to a morbidly obese person, drawing ire and disdain from the observer.
Grasping (v.)
Believing or arguing that something that is impossible/improbable is possible/probable, usually out of loyalty to one's team. For example, E.B. was grasping when he said that the 3-7 Skinny Skin Skins still had a chance of making the playoffs. Probably derived from the expression "grasping at straws."
Grill (v.)
To publicly criticize or ridicule.
Hook (v.)
Alluding to the phrase “hook up,” this usually refers to receiving something for free, such as a prize; however, this can also imply a sexual favor. The phrase "hook it" refers to masturbation.
Hurting (n./adj.)
Pronounced “hair-ting,” with strong emphasis on the first syllable, or "her-ting", similarly to the standard pronunciation. In both pronunciations, the t-sound is placed in the second syllable rather than in the first. This refers to a man or woman who is unattractive, or a thing that is low-quality. This can also be used as an adjective.
Jeff Smoker (n.)
Used to describe fellatio by using the pro football player's name instead of a more vulgar term. "Smoking" is an element of several slang expressions for fellatio. During "***** or Bore" the Junkies will usually ask the caller when was the last time she "hung out with Jeff Smoker."
Jersey (n.)
The Junks frequently use the term 'Jersey' in order to determine the length of someone's *****. By asking, "what jersey do you wear?", the person replies with a player who is known to wear a specifically numbered jersey, which then translates into inches.
Jone (n.)
A “cut-down” or insult. This can also be used as a verb.
Lock (n.)
A sure thing or guaranteed winner.
Lou Holtz (n.)
A Junkism for *****, after the former football coach of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks.
Money (a.)
Usually pronounced normally, but sometimes pronounced “mawh-ney,” this describes something awe-inspiring, of high quality, or merely good. When something is extremely good, it may be termed Money Metal. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a 'money metal house.' At the time, Cakes intended money to modify "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now money metal is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.
Murder (v.)
Term frequently used by the Junkies to refer to the act of having vaginal intercourse. "BDK, I bet you were murdering Ashley last night!"
Nubbins (n./adj.)
Derived from a gambling and poker term, meaning to have little or no money. As used by the Junkies, it describes something that is undesirable or of low quality because of its small stature. For example, Cakes had to park his rented pickup truck on the street because it was too large for his nubbins garage. A small mobile phone would not be considered a nubbins phone, however, because smallness is a desirable trait in mobile phones.
Nugget (n.)
a short fact or piece of information. Another variation is "nug-let".
Number (n.)
The number of partners a women has had. See “***** or Bore.” As with the "sportcenter" generation, the alternate Spanish interpretation of "nombre" is also socially acceptable.
Poo-Poo (adj.)
Low-quality.
Rhea Perlman (n.)
Another name for diarrhea.
Ricky (n.)
Usually pronounced "Riiiickay". Alluding to former Miami Dolphins football player Ricky Williams, this Junkism refers to any person who makes poor decisions, such as Williams who has been repeatedly suspended and fined for violating the NFL’s substance-abuse policy.
Salty (v.)
To feel embarrassed or upset as a result of being wronged by another.
Seeing flops (v.)
Playing online Texas Hold 'em, a favorite pastime of the Junkies (except for Cakes, who prefers blackjack).
Silly (n.)
An attractive woman, or a superior or superlative example of something. Lurch's car is a silly; his wife's is not. This can also be used as an adjective.
Sister (n.)
A Black woman. In plural form, Black women generally. Cakes once remarked that he's "not cised for the sisters," whereas Lurch has a mild case of Jungle Fever.
Sleep (on) (v.)
To forget, ignore, or underestimate something.
Spotted Owl (n.)
The act of ejaculating onto the fellatrix's body at the conclusion of fellatio. When the Junkies wish to ask a caller about her preferences in fellatio, they ask her what her favorite bird is: the duck, the swallow, or the spotted owl. See the definitions for 'swallow' and 'duck'.
Struggling (adj.)
Unattractive. Pronounced as "stir-RUG-gull-ling" in a drawn out manner, as if each syllable is a word by itself. The pronunciation is derived from the way that a drunken Joe Namath pronounced the word in a December 2003 interview with Suzy Kolber from ESPN.
Surhoff (n.)
A Junkism that means fellatio. A reference to former Oriole BJ Surhoff.
Swallow (n./v.)
The act of swallowing semen at the conclusion of fellatio. When the Junkies wish to ask a caller about her preferences in fellatio, they ask her what her favorite bird is: the duck, the swallow, or the spotted owl. See the definitions for 'duck' and 'spotted owl'.
Tax (v.)
To have sex with, usually vaginal intercourse. See 'crush'.
Tig ol' Bitties (n., plural)
Big ol' *******
Trifling (a.)
Used to describe something as a lowly, sad or disappointing.
Wave (n.)
A sudden urgent need to defecate.
Whitey (n.)
A white person. When used as a plural, it refers to white people collectively.
Last edited by Jewish Santa; Jan 10, 2007 at 10:35 AM.