no more flip flops!?!?!?! poor you. thats the only way to survive in this heat...

 

I picked up a puppy for my dad last night!! hehehe So cute!!

 

ridgely zoo is now open!

 

well the new puppy wouldn't be in her house though. Besides.. it's been a zoo long before that one dog! I just feel for the cats I don't think the felines in her life are getting enough attention ;p

 

lol, i just realized what you were talking about.. yea, the unofficial decision has been made....for now...maybe....I dunno..if my signature changes then my mind has changed, lol.

 

^ I don't think you should change your mind. Obviously I'm a teny tiny bit biased, but I do favor the Evo over any other sport sedan. You can't go wrong

 

thats what i keep hearing!! =D

 

You're right... the kitty cats have been neglected lately... lol I bought them $1000 worth of that cat furniture so they wouldn't bother me but it didn't work... LOL j/k They do love their cat furniture... I just need a few more hours in the day so I can keep everyone happy... lol

The puppy is at my house for now.... and yes I have a zoo

 

not



your



job



!!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHA awww..... Maybe that is my purpose in life.... I'm just not very good at it... lol

 

Here's a joke.... maybe you already read it before... but I laughed and thought I would share =)

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you f'n blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

 

^ Nice!

this will be circulating the office soon enough.

 

Hello all!

I just woke up.

Ben, nice sig. I think I am the only one that gets 100% of that joke.

Jenn, nice sig too. The real question is will she be another GG?

Hey mike. When we going out drinking?! I need one.

JettaJenn, stop working for a minute so we can finish a conversation!!!

G'rex, Very cut joke. I actually chuckled.

3, Jet Li?

 

One more for you guys......

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare

checks. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his Beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The

starting salary is $90,000 a year."


The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're Bull****tin' me!"



The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

 

Wait.. is Jenn getting an Evo? Did I miss something?? lol That's awesome!!! No GG.... that would be.... no. lol