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I hate you... once again.... but you know what the sad thing is?? I would of had no idea how to answer that question.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god... IT WAS ME! Although I don't think I would of brought of Africa... hahahahaha Prin... we're fighting... tomorrow... and I'll be wearing my blonde wig... lol
Good morning everyone. How goes it? Here's my rant of the day...
Red wire tappers: Why? Why would a company that gives a damn about their customers put these litter bastards in their product packages? The original intent of the mad man that made these was obviously to drive everyone else to the point of equal insanity; so as to not be the only one that wants to end his own life... with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? Because it's dull! IT WILL HURT MoRE! In fact, it's about as dull as the actual metallic wire pinchers in these god awful, never meant to be used by humans, evil conception of the anti-Christ.. red wire tappers. Three.. yes I said three... of these blasphemous pieces of hell spawn were lurking in the packaging of my turbo timer. The real tell tail sign that they are so evil, is that they are packaged much like a fair maiden. Beautiful and tempting at first glance... till you try to deal with them and then BAM!!!! Time and effort has been wasted, the wiring to your brain is at least slightly damaged and you have no desire to intertwine with them anymore. I highly recommend either running from or facing the confrontation of these little plastic demons. Personally, I tossed them. I gave them a piece of my mind! And with some help from a very good friend, went head strong with unexplained bravado into cutting and splicing the nerves to my brain with nothing aiding us but the overcasting power that is our united meticulosity.
Red wire tappers: Why? Why would a company that gives a damn about their customers put these litter bastards in their product packages? The original intent of the mad man that made these was obviously to drive everyone else to the point of equal insanity; so as to not be the only one that wants to end his own life... with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? Because it's dull! IT WILL HURT MoRE! In fact, it's about as dull as the actual metallic wire pinchers in these god awful, never meant to be used by humans, evil conception of the anti-Christ.. red wire tappers. Three.. yes I said three... of these blasphemous pieces of hell spawn were lurking in the packaging of my turbo timer. The real tell tail sign that they are so evil, is that they are packaged much like a fair maiden. Beautiful and tempting at first glance... till you try to deal with them and then BAM!!!! Time and effort has been wasted, the wiring to your brain is at least slightly damaged and you have no desire to intertwine with them anymore. I highly recommend either running from or facing the confrontation of these little plastic demons. Personally, I tossed them. I gave them a piece of my mind! And with some help from a very good friend, went head strong with unexplained bravado into cutting and splicing the nerves to my brain with nothing aiding us but the overcasting power that is our united meticulosity.
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Good morning everyone. How goes it? Here's my rant of the day...
Red wire tappers: Why? Why would a company that gives a damn about their customers put these litter bastards in their product packages? The original intent of the mad man that made these was obviously to drive everyone else to the point of equal insanity; so as to not be the only one that wants to end his own life... with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? Because it's dull! IT WILL HURT MoRE! In fact, it's about as dull as the actual metallic wire pinchers in these god awful, never meant to be used by humans, evil conception of the anti-Christ.. red wire tappers. Three.. yes I said three... of these blasphemous pieces of hell spawn were lurking in the packaging of my turbo timer. The real tell tail sign that they are so evil, is that they are packaged much like a fair maiden. Beautiful and tempting at first glance... till you try to deal with them and then BAM!!!! Time and effort has been wasted, the wiring to your brain is at least slightly damaged and you have no desire to intertwine with them anymore. I highly recommend either running from or facing the confrontation of these little plastic demons. Personally, I tossed them. I gave them a piece of my mind! And with some help from a very good friend, went head strong with unexplained bravado into cutting and splicing the nerves to my brain with nothing aiding us but the overcasting power that is our united meticulosity.
Red wire tappers: Why? Why would a company that gives a damn about their customers put these litter bastards in their product packages? The original intent of the mad man that made these was obviously to drive everyone else to the point of equal insanity; so as to not be the only one that wants to end his own life... with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? Because it's dull! IT WILL HURT MoRE! In fact, it's about as dull as the actual metallic wire pinchers in these god awful, never meant to be used by humans, evil conception of the anti-Christ.. red wire tappers. Three.. yes I said three... of these blasphemous pieces of hell spawn were lurking in the packaging of my turbo timer. The real tell tail sign that they are so evil, is that they are packaged much like a fair maiden. Beautiful and tempting at first glance... till you try to deal with them and then BAM!!!! Time and effort has been wasted, the wiring to your brain is at least slightly damaged and you have no desire to intertwine with them anymore. I highly recommend either running from or facing the confrontation of these little plastic demons. Personally, I tossed them. I gave them a piece of my mind! And with some help from a very good friend, went head strong with unexplained bravado into cutting and splicing the nerves to my brain with nothing aiding us but the overcasting power that is our united meticulosity.
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From: Columbia Md
Good morning everyone. How goes it? Here's my rant of the day...
Red wire tappers: Why? Why would a company that gives a damn about their customers put these litter bastards in their product packages? The original intent of the mad man that made these was obviously to drive everyone else to the point of equal insanity; so as to not be the only one that wants to end his own life... with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? Because it's dull! IT WILL HURT MoRE! In fact, it's about as dull as the actual metallic wire pinchers in these god awful, never meant to be used by humans, evil conception of the anti-Christ.. red wire tappers. Three.. yes I said three... of these blasphemous pieces of hell spawn were lurking in the packaging of my turbo timer. The real tell tail sign that they are so evil, is that they are packaged much like a fair maiden. Beautiful and tempting at first glance... till you try to deal with them and then BAM!!!! Time and effort has been wasted, the wiring to your brain is at least slightly damaged and you have no desire to intertwine with them anymore. I highly recommend either running from or facing the confrontation of these little plastic demons. Personally, I tossed them. I gave them a piece of my mind! And with some help from a very good friend, went head strong with unexplained bravado into cutting and splicing the nerves to my brain with nothing aiding us but the overcasting power that is our united meticulosity.
Red wire tappers: Why? Why would a company that gives a damn about their customers put these litter bastards in their product packages? The original intent of the mad man that made these was obviously to drive everyone else to the point of equal insanity; so as to not be the only one that wants to end his own life... with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? Because it's dull! IT WILL HURT MoRE! In fact, it's about as dull as the actual metallic wire pinchers in these god awful, never meant to be used by humans, evil conception of the anti-Christ.. red wire tappers. Three.. yes I said three... of these blasphemous pieces of hell spawn were lurking in the packaging of my turbo timer. The real tell tail sign that they are so evil, is that they are packaged much like a fair maiden. Beautiful and tempting at first glance... till you try to deal with them and then BAM!!!! Time and effort has been wasted, the wiring to your brain is at least slightly damaged and you have no desire to intertwine with them anymore. I highly recommend either running from or facing the confrontation of these little plastic demons. Personally, I tossed them. I gave them a piece of my mind! And with some help from a very good friend, went head strong with unexplained bravado into cutting and splicing the nerves to my brain with nothing aiding us but the overcasting power that is our united meticulosity.
The ones that came with the HKS turbo timer made me want to shoot people too. I picked up the ones pictured above from home depot. They still pissed me off, but they worked. $.69 for four of em.
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