Poor little girl haah. Way to go you cat killer!! j/k

I was wondering what happend to good ol Gertrude. Better take down the missing cat signs around the area now. Thanks a lot A$$

 

I was 2 up on a Yamaha R6 in a residential area when all the sudden a "Racoonikazie" comes flying out from between two houses. He was bokting right for us. He actually hit us in the left fairing and the rear wheel ran him over. We "humped" right over his punka$$. He squirmed around for a bit and then took off into the woods as if possessed by the same demon as when he shot out from between the houses. We had to take a brake for a bit to do some laundry after that.

 

I still can't believe the one about shaving your butt hairs!!