Meet in LINDEN, NEW JERSEY
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as promised to the select few here is the saga from an evo meet about a week and some ago so here's the story or should I say novel.........
Well for those of you that were there ed and I left at the same time so I could follow him to get to the turnpike. Nothing crazy getting to the turnpike, little punches here and nothing but nothing WOT. Get on the stretch on turnpike from the lincoln to the entrance of the NJ turnpike. So ed's following behind me now and I pull up to the ticket lane (I'm getting ez-pass cuz most of you bastards have it and I slow everyone down, manny and ed know about it LOL) anyway I creep outta the toll plaza and jump ****ing rip it first through third(I know I should have never done that cuz there are always cops around the top plazas) , I think I hit like 90 in like what seemed like a ****ing heartbeat lol. Well I weaved into the middle lane, I glance in my rearview and see this car ****ing pulling up hard in the left lane, I think to myself maybe someone saw me and ed rip it out of the toll plaza and wanted to get down. Car rips into the middle lane and literally almost drive up my exhaust, flipped on the lights. First thing that came to my mind, "HOLY ****!!! i'm ****ing dead, this trooper is going to rip me a new ******* and i'm prob going to have to put up a for sale thread on the car because I wouldn't be able to afford it after all the fines and points I'm going to get." :knuppel2:As soon as I pull over I kill the engine and turn off my turbo timer, didn't want them to start looking into my exhaust and deal with a possible mobile inspection unit and find out that I'm running a test pipe.
Trooper and his partner walk up to my car the driver, obviously he's pissed off and see's me and the car i'm driving and is prob thinking in his head i'm gonna rip this guy apart. Asks me the rhetorical questions of "where were you going in such a hurry?" I was honest with the guy and apologized for being a total jerk off and pulling that stupid **** outta the toll plaza. He says yeah on top of the drag racing on a highway that's 5 points and the reckless driving i'm writing you for that's another 5 points. During this time i'm scrambling to find my license, registration and insurance card. I found 2 of the 3!! no insurance to be found in my car anywhere, then I'm thinking to myself i'm in even more deep ****. Also asks me if I knew the "guy" in the other blue evo and what not, told him I had no ****ing clue who that was. He asks me what type of insurance company I have, says he's never heard of it. GREAT!! lol Then he walks away and I can't even get another word in to even try to bargain with the guy to see if's he open to hearing me out. I pry my driver's door open and whip my head around to see if I can yell out to one of them to get their attention, but I got screamed at to get back in the car, I knew that was coming but come on I was desperate to try to avoid the prob 15 points and $2,000 in fines I figured I had coming to me. So there I am in my car imagining the worst possible scenario, I meant who wouldn't in a situation like that right!?!? So I start doing something that i've done once before when I got pulled over and I think it might have helped me in that situation, I kinda start like hitting my steering and like tap the roof of my car, like outta aggravation that I just pulled a bonehead move ya know. Nothiing too crazy but enough to get their attention, like "WTF is wrong with this guy!!?" Not saying that this works or that is saved my *** but hey we are all human sometimes it might make them wonder and it might have helped me a little bit
BINGO!! he call smy name through the speaker and asks me if I wanna say something to him, nod my head yes and he tells me to climb out of my car through the passenger side. I ****ing jump outta my car and get over the squad car. He then asks me "What was so important that you wanted to tell me?? seems like you were kinda upset and what not by your actions" I told him yeah, yadda yadda yadda how I really can't afford something like this right now and he asks me where I work and what I do. I tell him about other **** that's come to light for me lately like my student loans and all this crap I need to pay for. They are pretty sociable at this point not the screaming at me for being a d-bag before, and says ok he's a ticket for failure to exhibit insurance documents. PHEW huge sigh of relief, but he said that if I tried to go to court for it that he'd tell the judge exactly what he nailed me for and i'd be in some serious ****. Wrote me a warning for the speeding and that was it. Also told me that if wanted to be a real ******* he could just impound my car if he didn't think I had insurance. I thanked them for really letting me off the hook ****ing big time and drove home doing 60 on the TP LOL. I seriously thought I was in for a lot more **** but compared to what could have happened to me I walked out unscathed. So there's my novel enjoy.
Lesson learned from this, never rip it out of a toll plaza save the **** up for a valentine 1!! ASAP
Well for those of you that were there ed and I left at the same time so I could follow him to get to the turnpike. Nothing crazy getting to the turnpike, little punches here and nothing but nothing WOT. Get on the stretch on turnpike from the lincoln to the entrance of the NJ turnpike. So ed's following behind me now and I pull up to the ticket lane (I'm getting ez-pass cuz most of you bastards have it and I slow everyone down, manny and ed know about it LOL) anyway I creep outta the toll plaza and jump ****ing rip it first through third(I know I should have never done that cuz there are always cops around the top plazas) , I think I hit like 90 in like what seemed like a ****ing heartbeat lol. Well I weaved into the middle lane, I glance in my rearview and see this car ****ing pulling up hard in the left lane, I think to myself maybe someone saw me and ed rip it out of the toll plaza and wanted to get down. Car rips into the middle lane and literally almost drive up my exhaust, flipped on the lights. First thing that came to my mind, "HOLY ****!!! i'm ****ing dead, this trooper is going to rip me a new ******* and i'm prob going to have to put up a for sale thread on the car because I wouldn't be able to afford it after all the fines and points I'm going to get." :knuppel2:As soon as I pull over I kill the engine and turn off my turbo timer, didn't want them to start looking into my exhaust and deal with a possible mobile inspection unit and find out that I'm running a test pipe.
Trooper and his partner walk up to my car the driver, obviously he's pissed off and see's me and the car i'm driving and is prob thinking in his head i'm gonna rip this guy apart. Asks me the rhetorical questions of "where were you going in such a hurry?" I was honest with the guy and apologized for being a total jerk off and pulling that stupid **** outta the toll plaza. He says yeah on top of the drag racing on a highway that's 5 points and the reckless driving i'm writing you for that's another 5 points. During this time i'm scrambling to find my license, registration and insurance card. I found 2 of the 3!! no insurance to be found in my car anywhere, then I'm thinking to myself i'm in even more deep ****. Also asks me if I knew the "guy" in the other blue evo and what not, told him I had no ****ing clue who that was. He asks me what type of insurance company I have, says he's never heard of it. GREAT!! lol Then he walks away and I can't even get another word in to even try to bargain with the guy to see if's he open to hearing me out. I pry my driver's door open and whip my head around to see if I can yell out to one of them to get their attention, but I got screamed at to get back in the car, I knew that was coming but come on I was desperate to try to avoid the prob 15 points and $2,000 in fines I figured I had coming to me. So there I am in my car imagining the worst possible scenario, I meant who wouldn't in a situation like that right!?!? So I start doing something that i've done once before when I got pulled over and I think it might have helped me in that situation, I kinda start like hitting my steering and like tap the roof of my car, like outta aggravation that I just pulled a bonehead move ya know. Nothiing too crazy but enough to get their attention, like "WTF is wrong with this guy!!?" Not saying that this works or that is saved my *** but hey we are all human sometimes it might make them wonder and it might have helped me a little bit
BINGO!! he call smy name through the speaker and asks me if I wanna say something to him, nod my head yes and he tells me to climb out of my car through the passenger side. I ****ing jump outta my car and get over the squad car. He then asks me "What was so important that you wanted to tell me?? seems like you were kinda upset and what not by your actions" I told him yeah, yadda yadda yadda how I really can't afford something like this right now and he asks me where I work and what I do. I tell him about other **** that's come to light for me lately like my student loans and all this crap I need to pay for. They are pretty sociable at this point not the screaming at me for being a d-bag before, and says ok he's a ticket for failure to exhibit insurance documents. PHEW huge sigh of relief, but he said that if I tried to go to court for it that he'd tell the judge exactly what he nailed me for and i'd be in some serious ****. Wrote me a warning for the speeding and that was it. Also told me that if wanted to be a real ******* he could just impound my car if he didn't think I had insurance. I thanked them for really letting me off the hook ****ing big time and drove home doing 60 on the TP LOL. I seriously thought I was in for a lot more **** but compared to what could have happened to me I walked out unscathed. So there's my novel enjoy.
Lesson learned from this, never rip it out of a toll plaza save the **** up for a valentine 1!! ASAP