Don't lie. We all know you are like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Keep it together.

 

This is the story from the tattoo artist: I got to tackle the official "#1 worst portrait tattoo in the world" today. I'm sure you've all seen it a million times online, as had I. I couldn't believe my eyes when this guy walked in and showed me this project. I think my jaw literally hit the floor. He went on to tell me the story behind the portrait; He had just married his beautiful wife and not even three months afterwards she was killed in a horrible house fire accident leaving him to raise their three children alone. Shortly after he went to a local tattoo studio to memorialize his wife and was left with this abomination. He later returned to that studio for one more session, thinking that perhaps "he had done something wrong in the healing of the tattoo" and they butchered it even more the second time. Finally, he drove all the way to my studio, Empire Ink, just to meet me and to see what his options were. Touched by his story, I gifted the entire project to him for free. Now he has closure and I have an amazing story to add to my portfolio!

 

I use that expression all the time here at work.


No really, I just a had a little work done and its as tight as it gets now. Especially after it gets warmed up.

 

Haha I love that expression. I say it all the time. That and "don't be a box of d!cks your whole life".

 

Can't say I've ever heard that one before.

 

Haha I'm cracking up just thinking of how many times I say that to people

 

Jamie, don't forget *wizard sleeve*

 

Oh yes, can't forget about that one!

...also Yelena you have 69 posts exactly. How do you feel about that?

 

I did that on purpose Jamie, come on now.

 

Ha! Silly me.

 

You should know better babe

 

Package should be arriving very soon now...

 

You ladies missed a good time on saturday.

 

No, YOU missed a good time on Saturday. Kidding, I've been sick all weekend and will be leaving work early because I'm like walking death.

....cannot WAIT until that package arrives. Enjoy

 

Do I need to put a mask on to open the package.