the ricer before christmas


Twas last friday night and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Mustang, even with its juiced motor, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keep my four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can even relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow?it will be a better night


i laughed pretty hard

 

heh... ehhh. ya. crazy street racerz.

 

Street race is stupid.. go Track or Drag strip! more fun

 

when are you taking the 9 to the track chris?

i had a blast last night!

 

Damn ur NUT.. goin 80-90 in Lakewood and pass cop.. i tried tell u cop in 1 miles front.. and u keep speedin...

 

i didn't see him until we ran that light LOL

at least he didn't catch up to us rofl

90 in a 30 what is that?

wreckless driving, failure to stop at red light, and evasion?

bye bye license!