hahaha priceless

 

LOL

 

"you should race my friend, he has a new civic si with exhaust!, its so fast, he'll probably win though so it might not be worth it."

 

The Porsche comments are the best though:
I wanna **** your car on a daily basis. Especially at bars etc
Also on an almost daily basis: "that was nice of your dad to let you borrow his car" Most of the time I just kindly say its mine.
"Look at that AWESOME car daddy!" "Yeah "

comments like those makes me regret that i did not get the elise insted... but then i go off road and i feel better

 

I finally got the Subaru comment you all have been talking about. The guy looked at me sideways when I said I had a Lancer Evolution. As soon as I mentioned AWD and Turbo he was like "Oh it's a Subaru", I just laughed and told him about this thread. He laughed and said he felt like an idiot. So of course I told him don't feel so bad a lot of people do it. Then he asked me what the differences were so I decided to toot my horn a little and just gave a simple answer. "Not much, they're pretty much the same power,weight...etc. Mine's just faster, handles better, and looks better." .....Hey he had it coming....hahaha

 

well i dont blame them for mistaking the evo for lancers sometimes.... most of the time they dont even know the car is awd...or even turbo for that matter... but yeah! it feels good!

 

You'll get those in the Evo, except maybe the dad one. My favorite little kid one in the Evo was when they would let go of their parent's hand and point at it and be like "RACE CAR" And then the parent would be like "uh-huh, yeah, lets go" and the kid would be like "NO LOOK MOM RACE CAR!!! RACE CAR RACE CAR RACE CAR" and start throwing a fit.

But for another funny Porsche story:
Last night I went out with some friends, mainly as a 5th wheel for two couples though there were a few other people there. Anyway, long story short the two girls wanted to ride with me from one bar to another (gorgeous girls, wearing "bar" outfits, you get the idea). Almost to the other bar they start screaming they need to pee, I pull into a busy gas station next to a car full of 18-25 yr-old guys. The door opens and "my" two girls pile out of the car, the look on the guys' face was priceless, and then they all started laughing real hard and then the one in the driver's seat gave me a nod. I thought it was really funny, especially since I never plan nor desire to "use" the car to get girls but everyone assumes I do (or says I should), though maybe you had to be there.

 

1)my cousin asked me "Do you drift it?" my reply "Nope" then he says "You should really get into drifting. Your car was built to drift!"

2)some guy looking at my car in a parking lot says REALLY SARCASTICALLY "Niiiiiice car!" then jumps in his vette.

3)just cruising on the highway a vette pulls up, the driver shakes his head and gave me a he punched I punched it the end result was his passenger laughing at him.

 

one of the dealership salesmen....."it sounds cool when you shift"

 

i love racing vett's

 

Just happened a few minutes ago, from a C5 with guy driving and girl in the passenger seat at a light he sayd that i should have bought a real motor or something then revs... Me on the 2-step at this point, light green... i am gone. The next light, the girl in the passenger seat asks me if she can get a ride in a "real" car as she is laughing and pointing at the driver in the vette.

 

"i can feel my brain push against my skull" - passenger (tubo si driver) as i launched it and ripped through 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and into 4th

 

When I was 20, I had a vette and rolled to a 7-11:

Old man - "Your Dad has a nice Vette!"
me- " My dad can't afford a vette!"
Old man - "How old are you??"
Me- "20"
Old man- "How the hell did you afford that!"
Me- (hands business card "Mechanical Engineer") "working"
Old man- "Damn computer age...!"
Me- "Have a nice day!" (jumps in car and starts it)
Old man- "Its supercharged too!!!"
Me- "Yeah!"

 

I love these stories the most.

 

i had a cop pull me over , and he was telling me that the wing is too tall ..and modified exhaust ..(no ticket when he seen my cac card )