Here is Josh showing why he could beat me up even with a small size discrepancy!

 

HAHAHA! That's right! That certificate says:

"You have mastered the Kung-Fu grip...you now possess the power to whip anyone's a$$ who drives a black Evo, and blow-dries their hair like Don Johnson."

Jason, quit talking smack or I'll meet you at the track too! Get back to work selling all those Zamagochi kroch rockets!!!

LOL!

 

Kung Fu grip? Dude, I don't want to know how hard you squeeze it! There you go getting all karate-**** again.

Don Johnson? LOL. You guys think I look like EVERYbody!

Oh wait, I see. Don JOHNSON. Dude, stop talkin about Mr. Peppy and your kungfu grip! I'm starting to catch on to the allusions!

 

LOL! Never heard of "Mr. Peppy" before.

Watch out man! When people start talking about "Johnsons" and "Mr. Peppy" that's when assinassin79 shows up. Jason, where are you?

 

Mr Peppy was from that movie with Micheal Keaton where he clones himself several times. I forgot the name.

 

Ah…of course. Thank you Cody for that bit of information. I'll remember that next time I'm playing Trivial Pursuit Movie Edition.

"Question: What does Micheal Keaton call his *****?"

A: Flesh Rocket
B: One eyed *****
C: Mr. Peppy
D: My big ****!
E: Totum pole of power!

 

"blow-dries their hair like Don Johnson" thats the funniest crap ive heard in along time!!

and true.

 

thats not all the hair cody blow dries like Don Johnson's!!!

 

Damn you people and your inside jokes!

 

Hey Jason, that was between us! Just because you need help drying your back and shoulder hair doesn't mean you have to tell everyone about it.

 

Ummmm, wrong guy that was assassin79 that said that. can you guys keep your chit between each other? or atleast keep the chit you pack between each other.

 

and assassin79 is you.

 

i just bought rotors from him, great company.. Z1 performance

 

so......25% off of there prices on there site?......also cody cant be gay and a serial killer that makes no sense....

 

What you don't realize is that Jason and Cody are the same person. Oh wait, I'm Cody. That must make Jason gay. Look at his alter screen name; it says *** twice!