My friends just called me and said a Blue evo smoked an S4 on the fwy....it was either on the 10, 15, or 60 fwys.

 

makes sense. blue is aerodynamically faster than most colors.

 

plus the more letters in the name=more hp

evo8 > S4

 

Hahahahah Ohhh $hit I can see this is going to be another funny thread. Blue is aerodynamically better ?! Oh man!!!! I am going to paint my Baseball shoes blue, I hope I can do 0-60 or 0-150 mph faster then any object.
Tell your friend...It's just the Evo.....

I wonder if I paint my ***** Blue How fast will I be able to F_ _ K. Hahahaah

 

Please stop I can't take it anymore .......
I am going to pass out......

 

Well if you have BLUE ***** you'll *F__K and nut* RAELLY FAST! LOL ..

 

Will I F__K Faster then a S4...... I modded my exhaust by trimming my hair and I would fuel up of Orange Juice....

 

and?

 

Hey man.....Read the other posts also.....It's not about cars any more......Please lets not get serious. ok

 

Oops... What I meant was: An s4 went to heaven and saw a bunch of clocks on the wall, moving at different speeds. The s4 asked the Car God: "What are those clocks?" The Car God replied "the minute hand moves one tick everytime you lose a race." The S4 asked "well, where's mine?". The Car God replied "Oh, yours is in my office, I use it as a fan."

Was that funny??????

 

I am more confused then the original quote.......
I guess I might still be dreaming......This might all be just a dream..... I am going to go back to sleep and dream how fast I can F__K with my blue ***** and blue pennis..... since the color blue is faster.....

 

dude thts a pretty funny joke...nice one.

 

oh yeah, I wondered if it was anyone on this forum. I wasnt shocked that an Evo beat an S4, my buddy has one and I know how fast they are.....or arent.

 

Sorry... didn't mean to sound like a dick. It probably was someone on the board. On my first reading, it seemed like you were not believing that the Evo won... But I did get to tell one of my favorite jokes!

 

duh, everybody knows blue is teh fastest! I bet the s4 was lavender...