We correlate a women ridin with the D

 

Hahahahahaha.

 

I said I'd buy you a beer. A cheap beer. And that was if you drove all the way out here. Since it's too far for you, and I gotta waste gas and time to meet you somewhere...

 

Oh sweetheart...if you had to put up with the selection of men on this rock, you'd be watching infomercials, too.

 

Keep up? Bambi, you would feel like you just ran the Boston marathon... Lmao, it's getting dirty in here!

 

daaamn!! you gonna take that rob?!?

shes calling you out

 

maybe you should go back to trying military then

 

Rob, if you plan on drinking beer once you get out there, I need you to text me your plan, your battle buddy's name and number, a risk assessment, and 3 contingencies. And make sure you wear gloves, eyepro, and PT belt when driving back

 

Lots of women... Maybe you should consider alternative lifestyle

 

D?

 

And have a pocket full of lube n condoms? Lmao

You are coming too... So what's are plan?

 

See above. Clingy and weirdos.

 

Lmao, nevermind

 

Maybe "clingy" meant that they were clinging to their WALLETS. "She took my money, when I'm in need....."

 

He means the dick.