RE: Who'd win?
Sep 29, 2004, 10:08 AM
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RE: Who'd win?
75 year old man in a wheel chair or a 82 year old man w/ a walker?
Given the same distance from their hospital bed to the toilet and presuming they've both had they're apple sauce.
I know...I have issue's....lol
C'mon its hump day....humour me
Given the same distance from their hospital bed to the toilet and presuming they've both had they're apple sauce.
I know...I have issue's....lol
C'mon its hump day....humour me
Sep 29, 2004, 10:20 AM
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In the time it would take the 75 year old to get out of bed into the chair, get the chair turned around, and start rolling, the 82 year old could have gotten out of bed, and shuffled into the bathroom.
Modded wheelchair or not, I think the 82YO has it.
Modded wheelchair or not, I think the 82YO has it.
Sep 29, 2004, 10:59 AM
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I dunno....those speed walkers (the ones w/ little rollers on the front wheels) can be pretty damn quick...BUT, the guy in the wheel chair IS younger....
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Sep 29, 2004, 11:19 AM
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Wheelchair would win in teh downhill, no problem.
Walker would win uphill, no problem.
Flat, straight quarter mile would depend on who had the biggest shot of geritol plus that morning.
Walker would win uphill, no problem.
Flat, straight quarter mile would depend on who had the biggest shot of geritol plus that morning.
Sep 29, 2004, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Freddie1111
The guy that's 82 probably wears depends and thus is 'finished' before the other guy leaves the starting line.
Sep 29, 2004, 11:25 AM
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nah man....if he was wearing diapers then he wouldn't bother getting up for the toilie...hehe
Hell, i'd just sit my *** in bed and ring the bell for a sponge bath by one of the candy strippers....um, i mean nurse's.....heehee
Hell, i'd just sit my *** in bed and ring the bell for a sponge bath by one of the candy strippers....um, i mean nurse's.....heehee
Sep 29, 2004, 11:49 AM
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I believe it depends on how technical the course to the bathroom is. Certainly, the 'chair has got some speed on the walker, but in the twisties that walker would definately give the chair a "run" for it's money.
...anyone got a mop?
...anyone got a mop?
Sep 29, 2004, 12:16 PM
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even if the walker has tennis ***** over the rubber feet and the floor is hard tile, I still have to go with youth and wheels.
P.S. why isn't this a poll?
P.S. why isn't this a poll?