when you have mivec in a lancer.

and another +1 to the ****ty tires ...(but worse then those on our cars is them on an altima with a guy stuck in snow that doesn't know how to rock the car to get unstuck while you're pushing)

 

when you're girlfriend is driving behind you talking to you on the phone, and out of nowhere she says "god your car is so f****ng hot" (she drives a buick centry)

 

lancer evo ix has it also buddy

 

mitsu says you should get 25mpg but you only average 19mpg

 

^^^ This is due to some many different things. Could be altitude, DRIVING HABITS lol ect. All cars are that way, i dont know off any car that gets the same gas milage all over the country.

 

You think 19mpg is bad? Us Evos get like 10 lol

 

when you can use regular gas instead of premium

 

ur known as the lancer with the bubbly headlights.

 

...when your car squeaks like an old mattress.

 

Fine, the only lancer in Canada with mivec...

and the only lancer with 2.4L engine (stock, because if I don't specify someone will probably pop up and say "oh but dude I've totally bored my evo out to...")

 

when chuck norris wants to roundhouse kick your ra and turn it into an evo

 

You know you have a Ralliart when people ask what kind of lancer it is and you tell them...then they think you meant to say "OZ Rally"...like we don't know what kind of car we drive haha

 

...when you can't buy an EVO because canadian crash ratings are gay, but you love Mitsubishi too much to go get a Subaru.

 

you know you own the best overall car in its class

Something bad always happens to your car AKA "Ralliart Curse"

Get flammed by evo owners and the infamous saying "why didnt you just get an evo?"

You got the car since you dont have enough to pay for the evo and the mad insurance that comes with.

 

damn you know you own a ralliart if you live in Canada! hahaha(actually its sad)