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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:31 AM
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...when you don't have a rear wiper.

...when your front license plate is NOT blocking an intercooler.

...when you have to drill holes to make an evo wing fit.

...when you call Brembo and they say, "Ralli-what?"

...when they also offer it in an auto.

...when a n00b wants to know what Evo parts fit!

...when the first time you smoke a Honda SI.
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:33 AM
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you know you own a ralliart when you (with 3 buddies in the car 180lbs each) pull away from a modified integra with a single guy driving, while getting on the freeway

or:

you know you drive a ralliart when your sales guy refers to your car as "the baby evo" and has a big smile on hsi face because he has an Evo8
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:55 AM
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You know you own a ralliart when your car is slow and g@y

-----------side note
i seriously hate my car and regret everyday for getting it
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 02:12 AM
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You know you own a ralliart when you live in cold weather and have to change your control arm bushing because it squeaks.

(For Canadians)
You know you own a ralliart when when you tell everyone that you would have gotten an Evo only if it was allowed in Canada.

You know you own a ralliart when you put eyelids in your headlights to make it look like an Evo.

You know you own a ralliart when you tell everyone your Seats comes from an Evo GT-A

You know you own a ralliart when you step on the gas and have a wheel hop.
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 05:41 AM
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You know you have a ralliart when every little teenage moron with a honda and a fart can tries to race you, and you beat them with out trying to race.
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by mitsubishimanny
when chuck norris wants to roundhouse kick your ra and turn it into an evo
YES!!! That is awesome!

Originally Posted by Starlite Demon
Something bad always happens to your car AKA "Ralliart Curse"
Sad but true.....
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 07:22 AM
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When you can't drive your Evo cause your waiting for Al to tune your car from all the mods you just put on, so you have to take your wifes Ralli......hehehe
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 07:28 AM
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you know you own a ralliart when
someone calls it a rallifart and then backs outta a race.
you get soo much wheel hop your winshield wipers come on during the launch.
you hang out with the local mustang guys at the track and none of them talk crap.
you burn through 6 sets of tires in two years *sob*.
you have so much engine movement people back up when you blip the throttle with the hood open.
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe's_EVO8
When the car beeps when you don't put the seat belt on for 5 freaking seconds.

thing!
lol yeah I forgot my car even did that.. All you have to do is unplug the little white switch under the driverseat. I still wear my seatbelt but sometimes I like getting out of the driveway before putting it on.
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by mitsutech005
you know you own a ralliart when
you get soo much wheel hop your winshield wipers come on during the launch.
you have so much engine movement people back up when you blip the throttle with the hood open.
Those two are awesome

And sad.
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mitsutech005
you get soo much wheel hop your windshield wipers come on during the launch.
My DSMs had the automatic windshield wiper activation feature, too. In my AWD Eclipse, if it didn't happen on the launch, it would happen on a hard 1-2 shift.
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 08:17 AM
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you know you have a ralliart, when you go to make an apointment with mitsubishi for service, and they say whats a ralliart? - true story, mechanic didnt know what it was lol

When your friends call it the "fevo" - fake evo

When your girlfriend calls it "cute".........ughh, its not cute, its a *****en ride .....

When the rsx you just beat yells "Dude is that an evo?"

when some one asks you why didnt you get the evo, and all you can think is... umm how about i dont have another 20 thousand lying around

When every part place asumes you have another the "oz rally"

When prices are 3x more then evos, b/c theres no parts for the ralliart

When all the tin can mufler hondas, want to race you, and without racing you just decimate them
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by otter
Those two are awesome

And sad.
i like em!
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Myszkewicz
My DSMs had the automatic windshield wiper activation feature, too. In my AWD Eclipse, if it didn't happen on the launch, it would happen on a hard 1-2 shift.
yeah i have built a few dsm's. looking for another awd tel 1'st gen right now. also liked it when you launched and the spoiler thinkgy on the old 1st gens came loose lol!
Old Mar 22, 2006 | 08:35 AM
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you know you have a ralliart when
your friends call you to rematch a car they just lost to.
you loose a race and the guy that beats you says "damn your fast!"
you eat rice for breakfast on your leisurly daily commute to work.
your car sounds like a sewing machine on a cold morning.
the words timing belt breakage gives you cold chills and brings tears to your eyes.



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