Introducing, the T-1337 Turbo!

First of all let me tell you, this turbo will absolutely smoke anything on the road. Turboed Busa's beware..

What is it all about you say? Let me tell you

1. This thing spools 20psi at 2,500 rpm*
2. Possible 550whp can be achieved**
3. Looks stock including a Mitsu symbol on the compressor housing
4. This turbo is a direct replacement, bolt on and get 550 hp turbo, NO OTHER MODS REQUIRED!!!**

Pics below!!

Hurry, only one in stock!! Limited time only, dont miss your chance. Please call 1-800-SMOK-CRK*** for orders. The first 9 callers will received a free t-shirt and the 10th caller will have a chance at purchasing this one of a kind masterpiece!

 

IP Ban!

 

T3h Sux0rZZZ!

 

I was the 11th caller.

 

Heh, sorry you missed the opportunity, please call back tomorrow**

The winner of this opportunity is jid2* CONGRATS! Thanks for your order








**=by tomorrow I mean dont call,

*=reverse IP Ban!

 

No really;
I know a guy who works for this one shop, who's owner was in on this top secret project, and he said all the rumors about the turbo are true.
You don't believe me; PM 4whlbst on dsmtuners. He works at the shop in Alta Loma.

 

How is the turbo gonna fit, when its that big?!


Anthony

 

toolbox

 

It is a direct replacement, you take your motor and tiny turbo out, and you put this in instead, bolt's right up garanteed, or your money back**







**=Actually you wont get your money back, it has been lost, forever.

 

-_-a

 

O_o .

 

I've seen it. It's at this guys shop. It's on the shelf up top next to the carb that gets a 100 miles to the gallon, behind the flying car.

 

next to the flux capacitor, exactly where I left it

 

Does this turbo have the 88mph characteristic of the flux capacitor?

 

I lol'd repeatedly.