Titanium is weak and flabby. Beryllium. Now that's light and strong. Too bad it's toxic...

 

Not a chance in hell. You will never see carbon/kevlar anything inside a motor.

 

I just installed some very expensive rods and pistons made from Kryptonite. They were imported from outer space from some planet that exploded. Seems to be holding up pretty well, and I have noticed that my exhaust shoots a green flame.

 

does ur car kill superman too? pwnzors

 

Maybe i'm a dumbass but doesn't titanium contract/expand too much with heat, a titanium piston would be a big mistake wouldn't it?

 

Hey, if you guys are going to answer this guy with a straight face, you need to answer some of his other awesome threads that were originally posted in Evo General. This kid has 8 total posts, and 7 of them are new threads. He doesn't even come back to participate once he makes a ridiculous thread:

Anyone here pick up chicks with their EVOs??Need some poll on it!!
Anyone here choose an evo over a hot chick or vice-versa??
G-force on Evo??
Fix Ticket Is A Pain In The A$ (Don't hate the popo!)

 

I have a motor made out of 100% unobtanium. It's a 2.2l stroker that revs to 10k, makes 500lb ft at 2200rpm and gets 38mpg with exhaust that smells like wild flower poots.