Stupid Birds!
Originally Posted by crusin_lancer
Coming home last night going about 70 or so and all I see is feathers fly. Stupid birds!
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From: Golden, CO
Nice kill... I hit a pigeon once. It hit right on top of the hood by the vent and slid up the hood and hit the windshield. Oh, and I'm doing about 75-80 when he hit... Well, when it hit the windshield wipers it burst open. The whole windshield on the drivers side was covered in blood and guts. I tried to wipe it, but it just smeared and no amount of fluid was helping. So I had to drive like 25 miles with blood all over my car, I won't even tell you the amount of looks I was getting. The heat of the engine was cooking all the parts that landed on the cowl too, that smelled nice. All in all it was a b*tch to clean up, I shoulda taken pics but I was on my way to work. I still have a small feather attached to the wiper arm that I can't get off.
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Originally Posted by oak2207
Nice kill... I hit a pigeon once. It hit right on top of the hood by the vent and slid up the hood and hit the windshield. Oh, and I'm doing about 75-80 when he hit... Well, when it hit the windshield wipers it burst open. The whole windshield on the drivers side was covered in blood and guts. I tried to wipe it, but it just smeared and no amount of fluid was helping. So I had to drive like 25 miles with blood all over my car, I won't even tell you the amount of looks I was getting. The heat of the engine was cooking all the parts that landed on the cowl too, that smelled nice. All in all it was a b*tch to clean up, I shoulda taken pics but I was on my way to work. I still have a small feather attached to the wiper arm that I can't get off.
Originally Posted by oak2207
Nice kill... I hit a pigeon once. It hit right on top of the hood by the vent and slid up the hood and hit the windshield. Oh, and I'm doing about 75-80 when he hit... Well, when it hit the windshield wipers it burst open. The whole windshield on the drivers side was covered in blood and guts. I tried to wipe it, but it just smeared and no amount of fluid was helping. So I had to drive like 25 miles with blood all over my car, I won't even tell you the amount of looks I was getting. The heat of the engine was cooking all the parts that landed on the cowl too, that smelled nice. All in all it was a b*tch to clean up, I shoulda taken pics but I was on my way to work. I still have a small feather attached to the wiper arm that I can't get off.
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From: Golden, CO
Yeah it sucked... Funny thing was he didn't just like fly straight across and I hit it. He kinda flew in front of me in the same direction for about 1.5 seconds and I was like what tha, and I kinda started weaving wonder which way he was gonna go, but he would fly the same way I would duck and I caught up too fast and SMACK. I think it was his time... kinda like a birdie Final Destination.
believe it or not. My friend was driving to work the other morning and he was in his old pos work truck. OUt of nowhere a stupid buzzard flew into his drivers side window and crashed into the passenger side door. Of all birds a buzzard. for those of you that don't know. a buzzards line of defense is it pukes up a horrid smelling vomit. My friend slid off the road and grab the bird by the neck and threw it out of his truck. He had to pressure wash the inside of his truck to get the smell out. it was so freakin funny. he called me and told me. I laugh so hard I about cried.
-Chad-
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