Stupid Birds!
LOL That buzzard story was pretty gross.
One of my friends was driving with his windows down in his dad's van once and a pigeon flew into the open driver's side window from his left. The speed of the car disected the bird on the frame of the door, and feathers, blood and guts spewed all over the inside of the car and all over my friend's clothes. He called me right after it happened, hysterically laughing and trying not to vomit. I never saw pics but it sounded pretty horrid and I'm glad I didn't have to clean up that mess.
One of my friends was driving with his windows down in his dad's van once and a pigeon flew into the open driver's side window from his left. The speed of the car disected the bird on the frame of the door, and feathers, blood and guts spewed all over the inside of the car and all over my friend's clothes. He called me right after it happened, hysterically laughing and trying not to vomit. I never saw pics but it sounded pretty horrid and I'm glad I didn't have to clean up that mess.
Originally Posted by naucrx
LOL That buzzard story was pretty gross.
One of my friends was driving with his windows down in his dad's van once and a pigeon flew into the open driver's side window from his left. The speed of the car disected the bird on the frame of the door, and feathers, blood and guts spewed all over the inside of the car and all over my friend's clothes. He called me right after it happened, hysterically laughing and trying not to vomit. I never saw pics but it sounded pretty horrid and I'm glad I didn't have to clean up that mess.
One of my friends was driving with his windows down in his dad's van once and a pigeon flew into the open driver's side window from his left. The speed of the car disected the bird on the frame of the door, and feathers, blood and guts spewed all over the inside of the car and all over my friend's clothes. He called me right after it happened, hysterically laughing and trying not to vomit. I never saw pics but it sounded pretty horrid and I'm glad I didn't have to clean up that mess.
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well i have hit crows, squirrels, mices, rabbits, and even an owl. hey i have dents to prove it. after a while i just stop trying to brake and aim for them. i think i should start stamping what i hit on the side of my car. there to many animal, so little time.
Originally Posted by res0pfbp
well i have hit crows, squirrels, mices, rabbits, and even an owl. hey i have dents to prove it. after a while i just stop trying to brake and aim for them. i think i should start stamping what i hit on the side of my car. there to many animal, so little time.
A kill list I love it!
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LOL !! The same thing happened to me when I was driving back home after a track day outing. Doing 70 to 80 mph, big group of birds got spooked and smashed straight into the front of my WRX.
I wasn't as lucky as you, my front license plate frame had smashed open and my front number plate was lost somewhere along the journey back. Plus one dead bird in two pieces squeezed behind my grill and bits of heated bird meat in my condenser (in front of the radiator). Very fortunate the birds cleanly missed my FMIC.
I could smell (or imagine I could smell) cooked bird for the next few weeks...ewwww.
I wasn't as lucky as you, my front license plate frame had smashed open and my front number plate was lost somewhere along the journey back. Plus one dead bird in two pieces squeezed behind my grill and bits of heated bird meat in my condenser (in front of the radiator). Very fortunate the birds cleanly missed my FMIC.
I could smell (or imagine I could smell) cooked bird for the next few weeks...ewwww.
Last edited by Turb0flat4; Oct 21, 2004 at 12:26 AM.
Originally Posted by Turb0flat4
LOL !! The same thing happened to me when I was driving back home after a track day outing. Doing 70 to 80 mph, big group of birds got spooked and smashed straight into the front of my WRX.
I wasn't as lucky as you, my front license plate frame had smashed open and my front number plate was lost somewhere along the journey back. Plus one dead bird in two pieces squeezed behind my grill and bits of heated bird meat in my condenser (in front of the radiator). Very fortunate the birds cleanly missed my FMIC.
I could smell (or imagine I could smell) cooked bird for the next few weeks...ewwww.
I wasn't as lucky as you, my front license plate frame had smashed open and my front number plate was lost somewhere along the journey back. Plus one dead bird in two pieces squeezed behind my grill and bits of heated bird meat in my condenser (in front of the radiator). Very fortunate the birds cleanly missed my FMIC.
I could smell (or imagine I could smell) cooked bird for the next few weeks...ewwww.
Originally Posted by oo0Jamaila0oo
dude better sterilize that... bird might have `wesnile virus` or something! *sorry can't spell wesnile virus right*
Last edited by crusin_lancer; Oct 21, 2004 at 08:35 AM.
Originally Posted by smackdaddy
here's my dead birdy picture....
He rode with his head stuck between the hood and the light for about 30 miles!
He rode with his head stuck between the hood and the light for about 30 miles!
his head is all smushed. 
i was driveing one time on university drv, for anyone who lives in south florida anyways the street was empty and there were some of these brown birds just standing in the street, so im driveing about 60 or so and i see them i start to honk but they dont move and i was trying to swerve finally when he moves he moves right under my wheels next thing i know i look in my rear view i see feathers flying all over the place outside. it was pretty sick.