Every freaking time I go out to my car at work.....The car is covered in BIRD ****!!!!!! WTF!!! I HATE BIRDS AND I HATE THOSE RATS WITH WINGS!!!!! Once I wash the car the pigeons **** on it again?! Anyone has this problem in NY?? OR EVERYWHERE! LOL god damn it my mitsu sign is covered in big **** as well as the back window, the side windows, the tailights, the bumper , the headlights, the hood, they even managed to **** on the hood vent.....which made my very angry...... sorry for *****ing guys take care

happy new year!

 

LOL, I feel ya. I'm just glad it doesn't happen to me.

 

see...here in new york....we have what you call " MUTANT PIGEONS " they take large amounts of **** on your car they even attack your window and they look like giant terradactyls.....j/k

 

Don't park under a tree??

 

Just go buy a misting machine and fill it up with crushed alka seltzer dust and let them inhale it and watch as those poor lil bastards internals explode....hopefully not over ur car....lol

 

there are no trees in the industrial area in ny..... i park in the street.....lol

 

Heh, another silver Evo. I have that same problem with mine and my dad's silver MDX. They're more likely to drop on a white and silver car than a dark colored car strangely.

 

Actually, I refer to pidgeons as roaches with feathers.

 

dude its like they love silver or something....i swear......

 

This just reminds me of the old commercial where the guy has a nice clean car and a bunch of pigeons see it and they start chasing him down.

 

WHat about the Southwest commercial where the guy pulls up in his sports car, scaring all the birds/pidgeons away that the old man is feeding. Then you see LOW. Cut to the older man throwing breadcrumbs onto the car, which is now covered with bird poop. THen you see LOWER. Funny stuff.

 

Never had that problem, but my dad has had a few birds splattered at high speed on the front of his car... brake ducts will do that to you...

 

Apparently if you drive over them fast enough, there's no blood splatter and it makes a loud popping noise. I was going up an on ramp and this pigeon decides to fly in front of my path about 10 car lengths ahead of me. I figure I'll honk and gas the engine and it'll fly away. I guess it was blind and deaf because it didn't. I heard a loud pop and all i saw was feathers. Looked in the mirror and there was this big round mush of feathers.

I was really surprised there was nothing to clean off my car. My then girlfriend thought I was cruel and was trying to kill it on purpose for all the times they shat on my car......paybacks a ***** ain't it.

 

Bring a pellet gun with you

When I had my DSM a bird crapped on my car. I used a cloth to wipe off and it scraped my car?? The **** had rocks in it. I was so pissed. Everytime after that I sprayed off with a garden hose when I got home.

 

hahaha,,,,Im glad its not a problem here in az. I remember when I was young in the philippines I used to raise pigeons. They are pretty smart, they always know when to come home, in this case they know where to s***...