There are alot of important threads out there worth reading, this is just a rant so if you're bored...have at it.

This weekend was a little worse than normal in terms of convoluted conversation. Mainly a bunch of idiots who have no idea what they're talking about and have no factual evidence, just sh*tty opinions presented to me from individuals who have chosen their careers to be an entry level position at a local cinema.

Hater1: I was driving on a road here in town (college rd) and I see this older '91 silverado with about a 2 inch body lift or so travelling next to me with a bunch of confused looking white kids in the bed. I noticed they were staring at my car when all of a sudden whoever was in the passenger seat decided to stick his thumb and the window and point it at the ground. "Whatever...brush it off, they're idiots." But regardless of the fact that these were most likely backward inbred rednecks from the outskirts pender county, it still made me a bit frustrated (given). So the light ahead of us turns red and the kid yelled "F*CK THAT POS RICER!" So i rolled my window down and decided to make a rebuttal (exact words): "Yeah, you're right, I should've bought a four thousand dollar truck and lifted it, but instead I bought a thirty thousand dollar sports sedan, I don't know what the hell I was thinking! I can only hope one day my wallet is as skinny as yours." I would like to say they shut up after that (as that would've been the appropriate response being that they were just verbally raped in the anus without lubrication, but the usual "F*CK YOU!" and other invaluable rebuttals were flung my way. In the end, i giggled the whole way to my destination knowing that someone was put in their place without me having to resort to violence.

*This is why abortion should be legal, and exercised*


Hater2:

This one was the worst because it was my friend, and I really didn't want to reply at all, but he kept pushing and pushing and sometimes you just have to stop backing up. He decides he would make fun of my car, the wing, the looks of it, etc etc. I didn't say anything at first because I wanted to let him finish so i could just get on about my socialization, but he kept insulting the car. Which most people that aren't gifted with the affliction of auto-enthusia don't understand that our cars are a personal subject and it was getting to me deep down, regardless of what I let show. He decides to make the comment: You could've just spent 25,000 on a stock mustang and been fine. That was when i flipped and replied (exact words): "Ok, I didn't want to say this to you infront of everyone but look, you have NO idea what you're talking about, you have a '91 cherokee that doesn't run. A stock mustang runs 13s, my evo is well into the 11s. Now for someone who has NO idea what that means let me make it simple for you: My car is better than a mustang. As far as the wing goes, you obviously have no idea about aerodynamics the principles behind it, so argueing that point will have no affect on you. You also say my car is cheap, do you know what Recaros are? Do you know what Brembos are? No, so therefore you are about as useful in a conversation as my dick with your lesbian girlfriend."
He wasn't happy about that and stormed away but being that there was nothing he could do, he just kept drinking and ended up throwing up all night. Good for him.


In the end, the whole "I have the right to voice my opinion" thing gets kinda old when the right to voice someone's opinion is warrented but when you aren't allowed to make them into spots on the pavement, its very frustrating.

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well you put them in their place.. now they'll think twice before they make fun of you again. good job not resorting to violence

 

hahha beautiful...this is gonna get taken down im afraid, but none the less i was amused

 

haha.... hilarious throwing up all night karma definitely came back to him. I hate the ignorant.

 

are you sure that mustangs run 13s hahah, in any case nice comebacks

 

^I was giving them credit. Why would this be deleted? I was not street racing, being violent, or being obscene. Perhaps I should've better sensored my 4 letters. Thanks for the comments guys. You'll all have to deal with it in one form or another at some point. Take care.

 

I would of just a gave a thumbs up to the rednecks. I didn't know it was legal to be in the bed while driving on the road, guess that must be a redneck thing?

To your friend, he probably forgot all about it.

 

He most likely did. As far as the legality of bed riding in NC, even if it were illegal. 95% of the police in my town wouldn't even pull one over with 10 people in the bed, the tags were out, and had white tail lights. They have better things to do like pull me over and check the height of my head lights which could be illegal.

 

good comebacks bro and good for you for using your brain to put someone in check instead of the usual "f you, your car is a pos". i am sure that your friend will think twice before he opens his mouth and make fun of your car again.

 

Haha, lets all hope so. Cheers guys.

 

Jealousy=Hate!

 

hahaha thats funny.. but remember people are afraid of what they dont know... n ignorance is bliss.. so they say..

 

I had my cousin hating on my Evo. He is a chevy tech. He was talking trash about the evo and saying how vette and the new cobalt ss would smoke my evo. We are going to go to the track with his 06 vette and his boys cobalt ss with the next 2 weeks. They are both stock. I have a Evo IX with a TBE, MBC, Intake and I am getting Flashed by Al this wednesday. They just think my magnaflow exhaust is a fart pipe.
They have no idea what they got themselves into. I am going to have some tape what happends. I will keep you guys posted.

 

HAHA, funny comebacks. I get people telling me the same kind of things towards my car. 99% of them have no clue what the EVO is about. I just laugh at them.

 

very good comebacks, remember though the guys in the truck were just some dumb Hicks that didnt know anything. and think if it has a v8 its fast. lol and for your buddy with the jeep, i felt you you put him good enough.