Got a ticket at home
Buy an old P.O.S. Buick station wagon with body rot all over, the worst eyesore you can find. Make sure its registered and inspected legal, then park it in front of his house. Move it only as often as you need to to keep from getting any more tickets.
Take him to court on each and every one of your tickets. Play loud music within the hours legally. Just hang out outside for a while to make him nervious. Completely ignor any and all attempts at conversation.
Seriously simply go to court on each and every charge.
Seriously simply go to court on each and every charge.
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Originally Posted by xepyt
I received my second at home ticket today because of my a$$hole of a neighbor.
the first time he warned my father that my car was too loud. soon after I got a parking ticket in the mail because my car's rear bumper was barely hanging on the sidewalk.
just recently I had to park in front of his house because somebody else took my spot (my car is too low to go up my driveway -_-) his daughter asked me nicely if I could park somewhere else next time and I told her I would, and that this time I had to just because of the circumstance. I see him one day and he just gives me a nasty look. I look in the mail today, and great another ticket for no front plate and supposedly I parked too far from the curb.
yeah you could say I should report him for every violation that he does (and he does), but he's a retired cop and has lots of connections. any suggestions on what I should do?
the first time he warned my father that my car was too loud. soon after I got a parking ticket in the mail because my car's rear bumper was barely hanging on the sidewalk.
just recently I had to park in front of his house because somebody else took my spot (my car is too low to go up my driveway -_-) his daughter asked me nicely if I could park somewhere else next time and I told her I would, and that this time I had to just because of the circumstance. I see him one day and he just gives me a nasty look. I look in the mail today, and great another ticket for no front plate and supposedly I parked too far from the curb.
yeah you could say I should report him for every violation that he does (and he does), but he's a retired cop and has lots of connections. any suggestions on what I should do?
Go to the local PD & ask for the Capt - tell him wha'ts up, show him the tickets(are they all signed by the same cop?) & tell him if it continues you'll log a harassment complaint with the Mayor's office. Plead not guilty to the tickets, go to court, tell them it's harassment & you've already spoken to Capt &/or filed complaint with Mayor's office....Traffic Court will probably cut you a break.
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From: Tulsa, Ok
Originally Posted by SinisterEVO
Sleep with his son, that'll really **** him off.
this thread has a taken a turn for the worse... geez what the hell is going on in lakeWOOD..actually nevermind i dont wanna know 
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From: i dont want a miss you bischi
Ok well if you planning to roll that way why not just do this:
You go to his house. and ring the door bell. wait till he answers the door. Just stare at him. for about a good 20 seconds just look at him without saying anything. Then out of nowhere say. "I love you." . get on your knees and propose to him. Dont get off your knees until you get an answer. And make sure your holding your mothers diamond ring. That will really freak him out. When he says no, start crying and yelling "I love you!! (NAME)" attract the neighbors and embarrass him. . do this for now. ill come up with more things.
You go to his house. and ring the door bell. wait till he answers the door. Just stare at him. for about a good 20 seconds just look at him without saying anything. Then out of nowhere say. "I love you." . get on your knees and propose to him. Dont get off your knees until you get an answer. And make sure your holding your mothers diamond ring. That will really freak him out. When he says no, start crying and yelling "I love you!! (NAME)" attract the neighbors and embarrass him. . do this for now. ill come up with more things.