Good kill. I hadn't even had 3000 miles on my car when a Falcon decided to drop about 10 feet at the last second so that he was eye level level when we collided. Nothing I could do since there was less than a car length between us when he dropped. Luckily, the windshield held up, there were no scratches on the roof, and the wing was ok after he smacked into that. All he left on the car was a grease mark on the windshield. Then not even three days later a ended up clipping a small bird on the corner of the windshield. No marks too.

 

Anyway, I've decided I'm going to eat turkey every day for the rest of the year.......

payback...

 

mmm turkey any pics ..... or maybe even a leg?

 

pls dont flame on me...but ill believe it till i see a pic of it.

 

yeah, i call bs, i wanna see a turkey-owned evo

 

Actually, you caught me, my window spontaneously exploded, my rear panel got dented and I had to think of a cool way to present it to a bunch of strangers that I've never met on the web............what could be cooler than telling everyone I had a rendezvous with a turkey? My plans at being popular and respected for banging my Evo up on a bird have been foiled!

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!

Take care boys, enjoy the last few hours of the weekend.

 

sounds like the giant gopher that took out my CF spoiler on the way home from the track...
poof and it was history and gopher parts all over the undertray
kinda hilarious

 

Do you still have the body or any of the parts?

If so, please take pictures of them and e-mail them to me.

My super-secret plan is to post them on this thread and say they are turkey guts so that I can prove to all my new internet buddies that I really am that cool guy who hit the bird.

Thanks in advance,

skip

 

hehehe
i dont think an exploded gopher looks anything like a turkey
but next time one hobbles out into the highway and i hit it i will take a pic
funny too a deer ran in front of my brothers car and it looked like an elephant sat on the hood
big deer, took out its legs so it flipped on the hood and roof can ved it all in
bye bye car
and i dont know how but it must have flipped enough to shatter the hatch glass

 

That's a funny story, lol.

 

Thanks for trying........



Gobble Gobble!

 

To bad the turkey couldn't wait until next month.

 

dang. lol.

 

atleast you don't halfto buy a turkey for thanksgiving.. freeze that *****

 

I hit a turkey with one of my old cars...Dodge Intrepid...didnt cause any damage but he apparently felt the need to start flying right as I get to him...Dumb turkey.