EVOlution561

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+1 to that. that is the only time i will really love her. I hate her right now gotta make all those payments lol.

Kins

iTrader: (2)

Dude, I'm feeling for you on this one.

I found this on another site and replace motorcar with Evo... enjoy:

Why Evo's are better than women

• Your Evo doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.
• You don't have to talk to your Evo after you drive it.
• Your Evo doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
• Evo’s don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
• Evo’s don't snore.
• Your Evo won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
• Your Evo won't leave you for another driver.
• You don't have to pay child or income support to an ex-Evo.
• If you say bad things to your Evo, you don't have to apologise before you can drive it again.
• If your Evo doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
• If your Evo goes flat, you can fix it.
• If your Evo is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
• If your Evo is too loose, you can tighten it.
• If your Evo is too soft, you can get different shock-absorbers.
• If your Evo makes too much noise, you can buy a silencer.
• If your Evo smokes, you can do something about it.
• It's always OK to use tie downs on your Evo (huh?)
• Evo’s always feel like going for a ride.
• Evo’s don't care about how many other Evo’s you have driven.
• Evo’s don't care about how many other Evo’s you have.
• Evo’s don't care if you are late.
• Evo’s don't get pregnant.
• Evo’s don't have parents.
• Evo’s don't insult you if you are a bad driver.
• Evos’ don't mind if you look at other Evo’s, or if you buy Evo magazines.
• Evo’s don't whine unless something is really wrong (actually this ones not that accurate LOL)
• Evo’s last longer.
• Evo’s only need their fluids changed every 3,000 miles (again huh?)
• Evo’s curves never sag.
• New Evo’s must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
• You and your Evo both arrive at the same time.
• You can have any colour Evo and show it to your parents (racist)
• You can kick your Evo to wake it up ( wtf who kicks their cars?).
• You can drive a Evo as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• You can drive an Evo any time of the month.
• You can share your Evo with your friends.
• You can't get diseases from a Evo you don't know very well.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Evo.
• You don't have to convince your Evo that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Evos are equals.
• You don't have to deal with priests to register your Evo.
• You don't have to take a shower before driving your Evo.
• Your Evo never wants a night out alone with the other Evo’s.
• Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Evo after you dump it.
• Your Evo doesn't care what you're wearing when you take it out.
• Wearing four fresh rubbers makes a ride in a Evo more enjoyable.
• The rashes you get from Evo’s go away without those painful Penicillin shots.
• One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the Evo’s in the basement (serial killer?)
• Disassembling the Evo is done out of pleasure rather than need (again serial killer?)
• Evo’s always sound pleasant.
• Unlike women fat Evo’s aren't cheap dates

UT_Evo

iTrader: (5)

20 bucks says she left you for your poor grammar and spelling abilities. I take paypal or money order.

On the kinder side, I know how you feel. I got dumped after 2 years about 4 months ago. Every time I open the garage or go out into the parking lot and see my baby I smile... Forget pushing the gas and hearing the H6 rev up

k2boarder3187

iTrader: (17)

its a love, hate relationship

DSMEVOLUTION

iTrader: (7)

........................I LOVE MY EVO!!!!

Makes me wonder why his gf broke up with him. Can you say alittle obsessed with an inanimate object???

I like my Evo a lot but it's also not my life......

Kins

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So it's true what they say; Porsches are mid life crisis cars? ha ha

Only joking mate I'd love to open the garage and smile at my Porsche too.

Women can be/are evil. Trust me I know from experience but I won't be singing my tale of woe on here lol.

W0459732

man i would never damage my EVO
i wont do that man, i miss my girl friend, im not that loco to jump of a bridge etc. I miss her, but i have my only true love with me, my EVO, jeje.

She always said i loved the car more than her, she got pissed off when i would spend 2 hours detailing my EVO

W0459732

thanks for the support Kins, that post about why Evos are better than women is frickin awesome, mad me smile. ill drink to that again today, but only after a drive around some twisties in my EVO jeje

cssaddictm4

iTrader: (13)

Love it enough to call it my baby

Import Junky

iTrader: (7)

I do love my Evo more than I've loved any car. (that I've owned) I crack up everytime I make a comment like "Look at the a$$ on that" while we're pulling up behind it in the driveway and my wife just looks at me like I'm retarded.

EvoDom

iTrader: (7)

haha same here

r u ok man?...just wondering

W0459732

ya man, guiness, jameson and 1800 with lime cheered me up and oh the drive was frickin awesome this morning. She looked really good today, got detailed last night jeje

eVo_Boi

I only pray that you do not do this to your wife (if you ever do get married).

And... sorry about the breakup bro.

Skywarp

iTrader: (1)

Great idea My girls a mortician at the local cemetary, ill pass it along. The casket would have to have a Ralliart lip and a Recaro pillow. Seriously though, when i get pissed i drive around in the Evo. That usually works

UT_Evo

iTrader: (5)

Do what to his wife? Doesn't sound to me like he did anything to his gf...

Its Christmas Eve dude, forget the girl, tomorrow its time for presents and family and fun!!! (And a day off of work! ) Or... if you're like me... a day to remember spending Christmas with her and her family too Girls = unless they're , , or (on their back ) Seriously, who leaves someone after two years just because they "don't know if I can be happy forever with you" Sorry, had to put in my own .02 about the BS I've been going through for the past few months.