you know you love your evo too much when...
haha i got this from a guy on myspace ahahaha
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR EVO WHEN...
When you realize that having that turbo kick in is just better than sex.
a civic with a fartcan and subs revs at you and then punches it, while you stay at the speed limit to save gas becuase racing that POS isnt worth it
when u wake up and look outside your window before peeing to make sure she's still there and safe lol
The inside of the car smells better than you do.
you hit the lock button more than once to make sure its locked
you take a shower before you get in, even if your just going to clean the inside while its raining.
You turn down a girl for sex in your car because you simply can't ruin those rear recaro's (seats)
It has more things than your WIFE!!!
When you slap your mom/dads hand if they pull out a cig or cigar.
you tilt your head while looking at her to see if its sexier at a different angle!
When you make your kids take off their shoes and socks before they get in lest one molecule of dirt or oil get on the carpet.
When you accelerate at random times just to hear the turbo spool.
You invest more money on it than on yourself!
when u don't care if the wife gets mad for always parking at the very last parking spot half a mile away everytime you go to the store
you make your mom/dad/wife/gf park outside to park your car in the garage
When your wife tells you to sleep on the couch....you opt to sleep in your evo instead!!!
You drive over speed bumps at less than 2 MPH and at an angle.
When u look at the evo every 5 min
you know you love your evo when you are ready to kill someone for parking too close to your car
Every time you wash the car you take more pics because it looks so good.
When you see a ricer coming up next to you and stareing at you and you just sit there face forward and pretend they dont exist ( to get that im better than you feeling)
you've own the car for three years and your wife only drove it twice
20 bucks in your pocket, you're hungry but you need wax for the car and some other stuff the car wins...
Your ex sees your new car on myspace and asks if she can have a ride in it sometime and you say HELL NO, because you don't want to get crabs on your new Recaro's! hehehe
When you park to go into a store, it takes about a half hour to get into the store because you stop and look back at your car about twenty times and think "SWEEEEEEET!!!!!"
about twenty times, , or sometimes you don't even make it into the store, you just sit in the parking lot and just cuddle and talk.
when you have a 2 car garage and the evo is the only car allowed in it... the wife/girlfriends car has to park in the driveway
when the gf complains that you love the car more then her
You know you love your evo when you have more pictures of it in your wallet then your girlfrien/wife/kids....
When you compliment your car more than your girlfriend...
when you wash your evo more than yourself
When you start checking other Evo's rears instead of staring at the hot import models butt right next to it at the show...
ONES ADDED BY EVOLUTIONM.NET MEMBERS!
when you fully detail the outside even though its suppose to rain the next day (damstr)
when every time you walk pass the garage door, you peek inside and it make you smile (jamerin)
when yiou get pissed at the neighbors kids for running around and playing to close to the EVO (reeferman)
when the kids are playing baseball on the street with anything harder than a foam ball (reeferman)
When you actually feel physical pain from seeing rocks hitting the hood (Evolved Monkey)
When you think 12's are slow (Clutchdc5)
When you think 400whp is average evo. (Clutchdc5)
When you think about the next oil change while doing an oil change (Clutchdc5)
when you take your wheels off to wash the suspension parts and underneath the car (evo8)
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR EVO WHEN...
When you realize that having that turbo kick in is just better than sex.
a civic with a fartcan and subs revs at you and then punches it, while you stay at the speed limit to save gas becuase racing that POS isnt worth it
when u wake up and look outside your window before peeing to make sure she's still there and safe lol
The inside of the car smells better than you do.
you hit the lock button more than once to make sure its locked
you take a shower before you get in, even if your just going to clean the inside while its raining.
You turn down a girl for sex in your car because you simply can't ruin those rear recaro's (seats)
It has more things than your WIFE!!!
When you slap your mom/dads hand if they pull out a cig or cigar.
you tilt your head while looking at her to see if its sexier at a different angle!
When you make your kids take off their shoes and socks before they get in lest one molecule of dirt or oil get on the carpet.
When you accelerate at random times just to hear the turbo spool.
You invest more money on it than on yourself!
when u don't care if the wife gets mad for always parking at the very last parking spot half a mile away everytime you go to the store
you make your mom/dad/wife/gf park outside to park your car in the garage
When your wife tells you to sleep on the couch....you opt to sleep in your evo instead!!!
You drive over speed bumps at less than 2 MPH and at an angle.
When u look at the evo every 5 min
you know you love your evo when you are ready to kill someone for parking too close to your car
Every time you wash the car you take more pics because it looks so good.
When you see a ricer coming up next to you and stareing at you and you just sit there face forward and pretend they dont exist ( to get that im better than you feeling)
you've own the car for three years and your wife only drove it twice
20 bucks in your pocket, you're hungry but you need wax for the car and some other stuff the car wins...
Your ex sees your new car on myspace and asks if she can have a ride in it sometime and you say HELL NO, because you don't want to get crabs on your new Recaro's! hehehe
When you park to go into a store, it takes about a half hour to get into the store because you stop and look back at your car about twenty times and think "SWEEEEEEET!!!!!"
about twenty times, , or sometimes you don't even make it into the store, you just sit in the parking lot and just cuddle and talk.
when you have a 2 car garage and the evo is the only car allowed in it... the wife/girlfriends car has to park in the driveway
when the gf complains that you love the car more then her
You know you love your evo when you have more pictures of it in your wallet then your girlfrien/wife/kids....
When you compliment your car more than your girlfriend...
when you wash your evo more than yourself
When you start checking other Evo's rears instead of staring at the hot import models butt right next to it at the show...
ONES ADDED BY EVOLUTIONM.NET MEMBERS!
when you fully detail the outside even though its suppose to rain the next day (damstr)
when every time you walk pass the garage door, you peek inside and it make you smile (jamerin)
when yiou get pissed at the neighbors kids for running around and playing to close to the EVO (reeferman)
when the kids are playing baseball on the street with anything harder than a foam ball (reeferman)
When you actually feel physical pain from seeing rocks hitting the hood (Evolved Monkey)
When you think 12's are slow (Clutchdc5)
When you think 400whp is average evo. (Clutchdc5)
When you think about the next oil change while doing an oil change (Clutchdc5)
when you take your wheels off to wash the suspension parts and underneath the car (evo8)
Evolving Member
Joined: Mar 2008
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From: San Francisco, California
Originally Posted by Mistaken View Post
Sad to say it, but i love the wife more then the evo. Especially when she says things like "So when are we going to put a bigger turbo thing on the evo?" Lol
HAHAHA
Sad to say it, but i love the wife more then the evo. Especially when she says things like "So when are we going to put a bigger turbo thing on the evo?" Lol
HAHAHA
