There are plenty more in this thread... https://www.evolutionm.net/forums/ne...-evo-when.html

 

You know you own an evo when you tell anyone that asks "what the big wing is for" and you tell them it blocks the head lights of cars behind you. LOL

 

lol feels good knowing im not the only one guilty of doing this stuff

 

you know you own an evo when you always park on the second to last floor of a parking garage

 

You're an Evo lover if you fight with your spouse/girlfriend over it. I love my baby...I love my wife too. hahaha

 

You know u drive an evo when you get pissed when your gf slamms the door shut

 

not with gas prices being so high!!!

 

My wife has never driven my evo. hahahahaha

 

you own an evo when you leave during the middle of work/class/school to check on your evo

 

Even with gas prices so high, I manage to squeeze a few spirited runs in every now and then.

 

guilty on all counts. my g/f complains alot and the evo doesnt complainat all.

 

you know you love your evo too much when...

you turn down sex to put on a new part that you just got

 

^When you drop everything your doing just to go home and check out the new part you just ordered that came in that day!

 

you know you love your evo too much when... your girl wont give you none...so you head to the garage at midnight...she comes looking for you an hour later and has to call the fire department because your ****** is stuck in the gas tank

 

you know you love your evo when you see a sweet sti that you normally would admire but instead give him a mean look.