SOoooo...hopefully the title explains it...

...i myself, looked forward to the previous ever growing thread daily...
...soo keep them comming only this time WITHOUT street racing reference so this doesnt get closed too!

 

+1.. lets hear um!

 

"Your car should go on that aircraft carrier, it can fly right?" Me - "Absolutely."

 

you need to get the rest of your wing painted lol

 

my grandmother: why is ur exhaust pipe so big?
me: its a race exhaust its supossed to be like that lol (HKS muffler)
grandma: i wouldnt waste money on somehing that looks like barney drives it
me: barney?? what?
grandma: yea the dinosaur ...it looks like his car.
me: hahahahaha

 

Got this one yesterday.

"Can you spin the wheels?"
"No, it's AWD."
"No sh*t, it's AWD?!"
"Yeah"
"You need more power so you can spin all the wheels."
"Yeah"

 

Cop: What are all you hot rods doing out here?

Me: Eating mint Hershey kisses.. they are quite good, would you like one?

Cop: *dirty look* I think ya'll are out here road racing with your silly little hot rods.

Me: Road race??? How are we suppose to be doing that with all these straight roads? You do know we need turns to road race, right?

Cop: *really annoyed now* I know your types... just look at what you drive.

Me: Are you profiling me?

Cop: You're damn right I am.

Me: Sure you dont want a mint Hershey kiss? They are surprisingly good, ya know.

 

That's classic. That's the kind of smartass comments that I would make just to see if I could get under their skin.

 

Just one that annoys me for today...

Him- "Oh look its fast and the furious."

Me "Congrats you saw the movie. Now get in line behind the 8 million people who say that and have no idea what they are talking about"

I was annoyed at the time and wanted to tell him off, but i figured that was enough to say to a major.

 

"I like the wing kit"

 

A guy working at a Jaguar dealer,

"What are those sharks fins on the roof for, the NAV. system? Then he said, Subaru's are so bad ***."

I just shook my head and agreed.

 

^^ HAHA that's awesome.


From an insurance adjuster after I got rearended:

"Where is the cruise control in this thing? My list of options says its a standard feature. Did you lose it when you upgraded to his steering wheel?" (stock evo 8 wheel).

 

I think these are the kind of comments that gives Evo owners a bad rep with the cops and for them to just hate us even more and give us a hard time for no reason.

 

Im taking one of the painters home after work and he asks me its turbo right
i sad yeah then he asks wear is the button.

 

Jaguar is LUXURY.