"It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office" wtf. this is ga law.

"Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs." ?

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. " damn broke the law again."

"All sex toys are banned. " :O

"Chicken must be eaten with the hands.'"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, according to GA LAw, it's illegal.

"It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. "

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy." oh boy... dumb laws indeed.

 

ya the cops say that. but they also say if you create an accident while trying to avoid an accident then you are at fault. so its best to let people crash in to you. it sounds crazy but thats the law.

 

it's better for your insurance too.

 

Its illegal to have sex with your socks on in Arkansas

 

everyone does it????????
damnit!!!!!
there go my plans to visit GA !!!!!!

 

lol, in ohio It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. whew, good thing i went on saturday!

 

LOL, in wisconsin...Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

 

When I learned how to drive, I was always told to keep the car in gear, and when decelerating, keep it in the proper gear for use of the engine's powerband in case of an emergency. If you stay in gear, you prevent the possibility of your car stalling out when using the brakes. The DSM's used to have a bad happit of stalling when driving with the AC, headlights, wipers, radio, whatever accessories turned on. It seems that it would pull too much current and cause the engine to bog down, especially if you had poor idle characteristics, such as a BOV while the car was still MAS equipped or upgraded injectors and turbo and only using an S-AFC or equivalent to compensate fuel flow. If you are in neutral, running power accessories, and you brake hard, the chances of stalling are very real. Say good-bye to power brakes and power steering when this happens.

My personal driving style is to drive with the car in gear at all times, unless shifting. Everyone has their own reasons, mine just has to do with safety.

 

if u turn off the engine.. there goes ur powersteering

 

yeah.... was taught to drive with constant downshifting.... neutral while rolling feels awkward =P

 

No doubt.

 

Funny...

 

One thing that pisses me off....Down in MS, they have a bad habbit of cruising in the left hand lane. Like, the speed limit will be 45, but they will be doing 35 in the left hand lane and getting passed on the right. It isn't illegal to cruise in the left hand lane here, but there are signs all over the side of the roads that say "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT". It is starting to make me wonder if the "SPEED LIMIT 45" signs are also there just as a polite suggestion, instead of an actual law. Cruising in the left hand lane, even at a fairly high rate of speed is a pet peeve of mine. I grew up in KY, where the signs read "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS". If you are cruising at 90 in the left hand lane, you will get 2 tickets: One for speeding and one for obstruction of traffic. This applies even if there are no other cars around. they just don't want people forming bad driving habbits there.

There is a reason that driver's side mirrors are required on all vehicles, whereas passenger side mirrors are optional. It is so that when you are passed, you can see the car about to overtake you ahead of time, preventing it from sneaking up on you and startling you. Of course, this is all based around the rule that you are only supposed to pass on the left, never on the right.

Sorry for the OT post..... but I really hate bad drivers.

 

Oral sex is illegal in Wisonsin....****

 

in Tennessee it states: You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. hahahah I can't stop laughing at this.