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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 09:48 AM
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Evo X quote-- really funny/perfect.

The Evolution of the EVO reminds me of a woman. When she's young there's not much to her, but she is cute and pretty quick to give it to you. Then she starts getting more mature with more to offer. She put a few pounds on, but it looks good. Then she becomes a mrs. know-it-all(and she does), she starts to dress more mature, she wants more of your money, and the weight isn't cute any more.


Props to tha man in my sig
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:14 AM
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Ha ha

True huh?
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:19 AM
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the weight isnt cute anymore part def applies to the X
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:21 AM
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Oh man! I just got my morning laugh!!! HAHA
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:51 AM
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she is more popular now than before or will be
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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Haha pretty good!
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 11:04 AM
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every evo 8/9 owner: "MY GF'S UGLY BUT SHE GIVES REALLY GOOD HEAD"
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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^Uhh not me.
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 12:17 PM
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hahaha i think he is speaking for himself LOL
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 12:28 PM
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yea but:


90% of women reach there sexual peak at this age and will offer the most bang for the buck.

SO the question is... Is the evo 8/9 the 35 year old woman that does the above and the 10 is the 40+ who is just washed up with some extra pounds and some nice jewlery?

Or was the evo8/9 the slutty 25 year old trying to be 18 in an early midlife crisis because she went tanning too much and looks 32? and The X is that Holt 35 year old Milf who is at her peak?



That my friends, is the tru question

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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bugnot
every evo 8/9 owner: "MY GF'S UGLY BUT SHE GIVES REALLY GOOD HEAD"
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 12:55 PM
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But if the evo I was introduced in 1992, that would make the evo X a 16 year old..... unless cars age faster than hum0nz....
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 01:00 PM
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haha you guys are great. i thought id share it cuz i got a great laugh out of it.
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 03:01 PM
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But if the evo I was introduced in 1992, that would make the evo X a 16 year old..... unless cars age faster than hum0nz....
I think the latter is true. How many hot 20 year old cars have you seen?? The nice ones live in a bubble and probably have mental issues... the normally used ones, well, their skin is wrinkled, most are missing stuff, have broken parts and have constipation or diarrhea or they have passed away at the junk yard.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:38 AM
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lol very nice, it actually is true
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